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Leo: *has fear of burning people*
Percy: *took a bath in a exploding volcano once*
why does no one bring up how percy is fricking FIREPROOF in the perleo fics.
i only found like one ONE!!! that plays with that idea.
leo is like "wow! this person is really pretty, and funny and is like me, AND THEIR FUCKING FIREPROOF?"
leo: lets get fucking married.
Blind Earthshaker Au
I wanna see a series rewrite where everything is the same except Percy is blind but can see better than everyone around him and has Katara's ice bending and toph beifong's Seismic Vibration Senses.
Like his dad is called the earth SHAKER so I don't think he can bend the earth too well but Percy is like feeling and making tiny vibrations/Earthquakes with his feet to see. He's super weak to air based projectiles think arrows. Or like literally anything a wind spirit picks up and throws in his general direction.
(He will tap his foot like an angry rabbit when hes stressed or caught off guard. I'm thinking wind spirits since they don't touch the ground OR have any water inside their bodies)
He can also "see" like where all the water is around him in a certain distance. Like mentally he has a 3d map of where things are. He doesn't like going places where theirs not a lot of water/or gorund. he can like tell when people are nervous by the speed of their blood flow/ the rhythm of their hearts. And is super precise with his ice bending be cuz of it.
Maybe Sally dies early or something and like we've got like 7 year old blind Percy wandering the streets but like since he can see where all the monsters are with his vibration earthy senses he can avoid them really well. Like "oh huh that guy has Hoooves? Nope. Percy outta here. Noo thanks." Since the mist is mostly sight based, and stuff, I feel like Percy would have a HUGE advantage.
In cannon it's shown that Percy is like really clairvoyant, what with all his dreams and stuff. So in my au he knows about the big three pact, and is just bullshiting people into thinking he's related to Khione goddess of snow and ice. And desperately trying not to let into the fact that he's blind.
(Luke/or/annabeth/or/Leo/or/Rachel/or Whoever he ends up being best friends with figures it out eventually be cuz theyve been friends for so long.)
At some point he runs into an 11yr old Luke pre- Luke meeting Thalia&Annabeth. And then we have them having the dynamic of Percy being a manic feral little shit and Luke trying to be responsible and protect him but ends up being the one protected all the time. I think it'd be funny.
Or maybe he runs into 7 year old annabeth and they become badass -cant be beat- besties. Percy snipe murdering every spider in a quarter mile radius, after he finds out annabeth is afraid of them.
I'm more partial to the meets Luke one cuz then when Percy and annabeth go on their first quest we'd get this fucking glorious scene:
Annabeth: no don't look Percy! You'll die!
Unhinged feral blind Percy: hahaha bitch u thought!!! *He says as he uncaps riptide witch was hidden in his hand.*
Medusa: *gurgling noise be cuz there is now a sword in her neck.*
Or in book two:
Circe standing with Percy Infront of enchanted mirror: isn't there Something u wish u could change about ur appearance? Drink this magic smoothie!
Unhinged feral blind Percy: haha bitch YOU THOUGHT.
Circe is now being held at knife point. (Or.. smootie- icicle point?)
Or if a pissed off god flashes their true form.
Hera: how... how are you alive?!
*Percy with his head tilted/angled so it looks like he's looking at them.*
Percy: *sing-songy voice* I know something yoooouuu doooonnntt! :)
Or if he gets hit by cupids arrow.
Cupid: the next person u look at with direct eye contact you will fall helplessly in love with them.
unhinged feral blind Percy: HAHAHA BITCH GUESS WHAT!
I'm sure there's more areas in the books or just Greek mythos in general where being blind is actually an advantage, but I can't think of any off the top of my head.
Or oooor -this is the one that I see being most likely to happen- hear me out: he runs into LEO. Since Hera was using the mist like crazy to hide him, but Percy is unaffected/immune to the most because He. Can't. See. It.
They steal/hijack an RV to live in. That could be cool. Leo has trama based on like burning people, right? Percy in canon Swam in LAVA, boy is fire-fucking-PROOF!! Fire and ice friends!
('oh my gods, they were roommates' perleo shipping intensifies)
Leo probably: you're nickname shall be Snowflake. Becuz ice powers.
Leo mentally: "wow! this person is really pretty, and funny and is like me, AND THEIR FUCKING FIREPROOF?"
Leo mentally: lets get fucking married.
Or maybe Sally doesn't die and Percy's blindness is known. He goes to school and guess who volunteered to help read his paperwork to him. That's right our favorite eco-rights activist: Rachel Elizabeth Dare!
Since Percy is blind he doesn't? Have dyslexia? I'm not entirely sure about how to explain this one. But like he's blind. People read things for him. (so he isnt effected by having dyslexia, becuase someone else is reading things for him.) He'd have good grades. Percy is sooo fucking smart. But like no one remembers cuz annabeth is always putting him down with all that doubt in canon. "Seaweed Brain!" I hate that nickname. Fuck canon annabeth. U don't have to put others down to have confidence in yourself omfg.
someone who isnt me write it. this is a writing prompt go! fanfic writers gooo!
I feel like Leo is shipped with literally everyone except for Percy and Annabeth and at first I was like maybe people don’t wanna break up percabeth but then I was like well that never stopped people shipping pernico, Jercy, pipabeth, etc, so I’m just wondering why that is??? Like I don’t necessarily ship these but I feel like people would ship them idk
i swear to all the gods, perleo is absolutely amazing
am i insane or do i like watching suicidal percy get therapy from leo?
genderfluid leo??? questioning percy??? leo having a secret room in bunker 9 to wear dresses and fem clothing because he's too embarassed to do it in public, and the percy finds out and insists he shares??? (yes, i'm addicted to perleo, shush, i know it's impossible) dionysus supporting it because he's kind of the god of gender questioning??? mr. d secretly adding clothes in their sizes so they can dress however they want??? leo and percy wondering how all the new clothes get there??? piper finding out and joining them and they have little sleepovers in the bunker???
here! i'll be the first to admit that it's bad, shallow, and awful, but i might as well lol!
i swear to all the gods, perleo is absolutely amazing
am i insane or do i like watching suicidal percy get therapy from leo?
my problem is i ship perleo.
but not normal perleo.
like, perleo except hualian.
like, leo would follow percy to the end of the earth
and dark!percy and then leo follows him
i know that isn't canonical in the slightest, and i honestly don't care
leo: *turns on the kitchen light*
percy: *sitting at the table eating bread*
leo: it’s 4 in the morning
percy: turn the lights off
leo:
leo: can i join?
caleo was literally the worst choice for leo's pairing, there were so many other better ones...
why does Leo have more chemistry with literally everyone but Calypso 😭😭😭
*points, screams*
it's a crappy perleo fanfic where annabeth dies because i hate it when they go "yeah ngl we just drifted apart" and i just wrote it on a whim and it's not finished and it might never be and also i hate caleo, mixed feelings on percabeth!!!
*runs away*
idc who you ship him with, percy wears the dress
okay okay that is true that is very true, i worded that wrong
percy wears a dress haha
leo is hiding in the skirt of the dress
idc who you ship him with, percy wears the dress
wait leo sitting on percy's shoulders (bc he's shorter), in aforementioned dress, and percy peeking through a hole
lemme draw this gimme a second
idc who you ship him with, percy wears the dress
okay here you are i'm only a little bit sorry because i drew it in 3 seconds and it does not look fabulous and gorgeous ☹︎
idc who you ship him with, percy wears the dress