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Phillip Graves Headcanons

Starting with the obvious - this man is southern as hell - probably owns at least three pairs of cowboy boots and 6 different hats.

Grew up working on his wealthy daddy's farm and stables.

His family still own the farm, the stable - the town they're in relies largely on the family.

So naturally Graves was born hardworking but he was entitled as fuck. Duh.

He loves the heat. Hates the rain. Adores horses and owns two of his own.

Will forever say no one can ever beat his mama's cooking.

Because he is 100000% a mummas boy.

Probably got away with all sorts of shit as a kid and teen just because his mama would be squished his cheeks and said 'not my precious boy!'

Thinks America is the best place on earth and will slander anywhere else - "Can't nothing beat America, greatest country in the world!"

I'm sorry but this man would probably support trump lol say what you want but he is more right wing leaning - we know he's a dick.

Expects a stay at home wife who raises his five kids and cooks him meals from his mammas recipe book.

When he's at home he drives an obnoxious pickup truck with america stickers on the back.

Will settle down with a bottle of southern comfort every night and probably watch old gameshows.

No interest in sports what so ever unless his kids do any.

Definitely that dad to do whatever he can to make his kids get ahead. This wouldn't exclude threatening other parents or cheating.

"Anything for my little rascals."

Has a stag head on the wall. Loves hunting. Takes his kids and teaches them. Fishing, too.

Invites all his shadows round on 4th July for a big ass barbecue.

Possesive and jealous as fuck! Don't even breathe in another direction or this man is grabbing your face and staring you down as he reminds you quietly you are his.

Will happily dispose of a body if they look at you wrong.

If you have an attitude? Whew! Battle of wills - constant fucking fighting but he kinda likes it secretly.

Wants you to sass him so he can put you over his knee and get the ropes and paddle out.

Slightly sadistic in bed. Just a smidge.

Country music! Nothing else. Hates the modern stuff. If it isn't 80's/90's country then he is turning it right off.

Part of the neighbourhood watch and shit.

Look this man is a wanker lol but that's why we like him! And he'll charm the shit out of you even if you hate him!