Prank Calls - Tumblr Posts
my discord : luxisaloz3r
im curious to see who dms me and...what they dm me.. (please i want to get threats or something interesting LET THIS GET TO PEOPLE PLEASE) im leaving this up till 11:43 pm the next day update : barely anyones msged me im leaving this up until i get more messages (I NEED INTERESTING MESSAGES LIKE SOMEONE THREATEN ME OR SUM SHIT PLEASE MY LIFE IS SO BORING)
Mr. Erics Warsheem givin up some love for the BMSR
I Think Eggman Would Be Good At Prank Calls!
He Has An IQ Of 300 & Has All The Technology In The World! Not To Mention He Can Change His Voice, Like In “Sonic Adventure”!
Man why do people not do prank calls anymore? They are so fun and harmless. I just called a number for I saw on some billboard and confessed my undying love for the guy on the other end of the line. He told me his wife wouldn't be happy about that and I told him she could join.
He kept trying to sell me this place even while I recited terrible love poems at him so respect to That Guy.
Hi, I'd like to book an appointment, last name Bee, first name Kit
-writes it down in pencil- I don't know if this one is a joke or serious, but... I have you noted down for Wednesday at 6pm CDT.
Okay, that was pretty funny, anon!
Hi, I'm looking to set up a delivery of hair dye to Styles by Tessa. I'm going to need you to phone to confirm with head office however. Please reach out to my supervisor, Ms Two-Tone. Her number is 867-5309
-calling the number-.... Is this some kind of joke? Seriously? Jenny by Tommy Tutone? You're soooo funny I forgot to laugh.
Please don't bother me, I'm trying to do my job.
But you don't need a man, sapphics don't need that.
Hello, I'm looking to book a consultation for Styles by Tessa. Last name Mann, first name Anita.
-she starts writing it down in her calendar and then stops- ANITA MANN? SERIOUSLY? You're prank calling a salon, anon... what's wrong with you, are you juvenile!?
You got her good, anon!
-another phone call- Hello? I'm looking to book a colour adjustment, do you have an availability on Thursday at 9am? The name for the booking is first name Jaycee, last name Gensun.
-writing it out, sounding out the words, she stops, and is a little impressed- Wow, okay, that one was creative! Jaycee Gensun, JC Jensen.... thanks, that one didn't suck.