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Kano: If you got heartburn, I'll tell you what. You need to get Prilosec. Git er' done.

Kabal: that's shockingly like what it's like.

Kano: *laughs*

Kabal: I mean, almost word for word.

Kano: I eat ribs everyday and I love it. But I'll tell you what about how much ribs I eat. A lot... I'm Larry the Cable Guy.

Kabal: *laughs*

Kano: eat Prilosec.

Kabal: eat Prilosec?

Kano: CoNsUmE pRiLoSeC! *Laughs*

Kabal: I'm almost positive he doesn't phrase it like that.

Kano: if you go to a football...sports game and you run out of chips, eat Prilosec. It'll bring you joy.

Kabal: that's brilliant. That's a brilliant f*cking thought.

Kano: it's got loads of calories.

Both: *laugh*

Kabal: and it'll give you heartburn like crazy.

Both: *laugh harder*

Kano: Bye! Sell! It's a bare market on Prilosec!

Kabal: this is your elder god.

Kano: *laughs* PrIlOsEc Is WhAt YoU wOrShIp!