Princess Cassandra - Tumblr Posts
Halt: I wanna show you a picture of last night that really upset me
Gilan: alright but Will bet me fifty cents that I couldn't drink al that shampoo
Halt: that's not what I wanted to-you drank shampoo?!?!?!
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You could put any trio and it would work honestly and not even in one order
Find your apprentice 101
By Halt O'Carrick
- curse out the king
- get banished
- fight a warlord
- save your apprentice from horsemen
- Ally with the kidnappers of your apprentice
- fight a war with said kidnappers against the horsemen
- make one of the most important treaties in history
- return home with your apprentice
Why Duncan/Crowley/Halt should be a thing.
Halt hates monarchy and is practically an anarchist but makes an exception for Duncan.
Everybody loves Cralt
I think Duncan really likes animals and Crowley is basically a dog while Halt is basically a cat. It's perfect.
I mean you can't tell me Duncan and Crowley didn't at least become besties after the whole mess with Morgarath. I mean his parents and wife are dead and he was just back from exile. He needed support and Crowley was there to give it.
I like Duncan/Crowley but I also love cralt so this is the solution.
Both Halt and Duncan grew up as royalty and understand the hardships of a royal childhood and can finally fend to someone who understands and doesn't think they're spoiled for complaining about royal life.
Both of them have a kid that was kidnapped to Skandia. And while Duncan didn't like the way he did it, he was grateful he found a way out and went to safe their kids.
They also both have a kid that likes setting things on fire.
Crowley helped raise Cassandra since her mother was dead and he wanted to help. Of course Duncan noticed this.
Does anyone know a ship name for this? I suggest:
Crunt
Edit: crunt sucks, i know. I am horrible with names and definitely shouldn't be aloud to come up with the name of my own child.
Multiple people said Craltan which is way better. So that is for now the ship name.
The wards+Gilan+Cassandra are Basicly HTTYD characters.
(This does not follow relationships it is based on character traids they have)
Will - hiccup
Main character
Underestimated at first
Becomes legend
Best friend isn't human.
Not very strong but really clever.
Skandian version of Will
Horace - Snotloud
Loves food
Kind of an idiot
Was a bully at first.
Saves their island/kingdom by following the one he bullied.
The brute of their friends
Everyone always underestimates the amount of brain he has.
Alyss- Heather
It's just the same energy.
Elegant
Have done things the other would totally also do.
Knows priorities but sometimes emotions are really hard.
Gilan - Tuffnut
They just have a vibe that only few have.
Stupid ideas that somehow work.
Is an idiot but somehow part of a classified group.
Gilan would definitely get a pet chicken and name it chicken.
Jenny - Ruffnut
She matches Gilan.
Likes to just go along but won't hesitate to stand her ground if her or anyone she cares about are treated wrong.
Comes up with a plan and everybody is confused cause since when was she good at this stuff???
Cassandra - Astrid
Astrid is the skandian version of Cassandra
Both are fighters.
Won't hesitate to stab you if your annoying her.
Has a temper but a lot of patients with the people they care about
George - Fishlegs
Is a nerd
Shy but can also talk for hours.
Is an underrated character.
I may at points to this later. If you have some you can let me know and I will add them. This also counts if you think some should switch
Do you guys want a version for the adults?
In a httyd au, what dragons would the ra characters have?
I think Will would have a Night Fury. I know ranger dragons shouldn't draw attention but he found it in the forest as a child while the Night Fury was barely more than a hatchling. Both got attached, you know the results.
Gilan I think would have a Hideous Zippleback cause he got the same vibe as Tuffnut (idiot but useful).
Horace would have a monstrous nightmare cause he's knight and that would be the typical dragon for knights.
Incorrect quotes
P2
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Horace: What's worse than a heartbreak?
Will : Stepping on a cat's tail and not being able to explain that you're sorry.
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Leander: I dare you-
Crowley: Halt is not allowed to accept dares anymore.
Leander: Why not?
Halt: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.
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Will : Halt, I am questioning your sanity...
Horace: I never questioned it, I knew their sanity was missing from the start.
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Halt: Are they stupid?
Will : Yes, but they prefer to be called Horace.
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Horace, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?
Gilan: It means like in hand-to-hand combat.
Horace: Ohhhh-
Will : Both of you get out of this kitchen
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Horace, when Will walks in: Oh, hey, I'm just making pizza.
Horace: *accidentally smacks Halt in the face with the baking sheet*
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Will : Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?
Horace: Halt is the scariest thing I could think of!
Halt: Horace told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.
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Halt: Guys where did Will go?
Horace: They got arrested.
Halt: How the hell-
Will: *bursts in through the window* The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.
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Will: Okay, what does A stand for?
Cassandra: Arson.
Will : Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for?
Cassandra: Barson.
Horace: *laughter*
Will : What stands for C?
Cassandra: Commit arson.
Horace: Oooo.
Will: D!
Cassandra: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson.
Horace: *more laughter*
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Halt: What about Horace?
Will: Don't worry about them.
Will: I once watched them fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating their hotdog like nothing happened.
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Jenny: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.
Alyss: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.
Jenny: Not when you’re playing with George, it’s not. They put words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”
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Alyss: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Will without them noticing?
Horace: Hey, Will, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.
Will: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up.
Alyss:...
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Crowley: Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.
Crowley: I need my socks.
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Will: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.
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Horace: I'm usually that person who has no idea what's going on.
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Halt: I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.
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Gilan: And now for a gay update with Crowley and Halt.
Crowley: Getting gayer.
Gilan: Thank you, Crowley.
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Halt: Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible?
Horace: I gotta give you credit, Will. You make it look easy.
Will: Years of practice.
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Duncan, to Halt: your so small.
Halt: *proceeds to kick them in the shin*
Crowley, walking past: Rule number 1, don't call Halt small.
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Duncan: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Halt: I'm a knife.
Crowley, from across the room: They're the little spoon.
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Cassandra: The moon looks beautiful tonight
Horace: Yeah, but do you know what's even more beautiful?
Both: *Sigh* Will
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Halt: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-
Crowley: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~ *hugs Halt from behind*
Halt : Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-
Duncan: This is so cute.