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Hockey fandom, why have you failed to provide this for me (for all of us, really):

There's a 3-part G-series Gatorade system (Prime, Fuel & Recover), and seriously, why hasn't anyone written a porn series based on this yet?

I feel like this is an egregious error that should be remedied immediately. 

Pick a trope from this list and provide a fandom/pairing and I’ll tell you something about the story I’d write for that combination (i.e. write a snippet from the story or write not!fic or tell you the title and summary for the story I would write)

bodyswap

pretending to be married/fake...

Truth or Dare-Shawzy/Bollig

I beg your pardon? You can't just stop THERE. Also, curses on you for bringing back MY Jaro feels--I loved him way more than Mario back in the day.

Deadlines (Jaromir/Mario/Nathalie fic that now has a title!)

Sequel to this, and this is again puckling and nebulia13’s fault entirely. Under a cut in case there are people who follow me uninterested in old hockey drama.

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I dunno, Puck. As bad as this facial hair is (and it IS, I'm side-eying as much as Pony Toews) it's still better than the 'Amish Boy who got lost on the way to rumspringa' he was sporting last year. He is, dare I say it, kind of hot like this. 

Pony Toews does not approve of real Toews’ choice of facial hair. mutton chops or nothing! 

Brandon wasn't really sure about the pink lace panties when he pulled them out of the gift bag. But the look of pure lust on Shawzy's face when he modeled them? THAT he was sure of.

He seems to have gone with Cash, based on his Instagram. He called him Cash in the selfie he posted on Tuesday

tseguinofficial: Marshall made it to Texas today. Boys night