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Technoblade qsmp hc

• Technoblade hyperbullies the eggs about being orphans (he isnt allowed to do it to their faces tho because he joked about it to tallulah and she actually imploded)

• he lives super far away and has all types of player detection and security on his home because of how much spying goes on from the federation and cucurucho he does have direct access to philza's base and vice versa, they both have ender pearls at the others house so techno can warp phil and phil can warp techno

• likes to subtly break federation rules out of spite

• wouldve nuked everyone at the debate

• teamed up with etoiles for some blood god sacrifices (fighting the codes)

• babysits for phil and teaches chay and tallulah to disrespect authority and be anarchists

• takes them to go be devious but also tells them cool bedtime stories

•teaches chayanne to fight better, spars with him and gets him goated loot so hes not too squishy

• pretends not to get attatched but brings vengeance on anyone who harms them

• hunts forever as soon as he starts taking the federation pills

• helps the order to capture and interrogate forever

(the forever interrogation is as far as ive gotten so far so thats all i got)