Queen Best Joke - Tumblr Posts

‘In a convent, the mother superior was dying. The other nuns wanted to offer her something to drink. But the mother superior refused a glass of water. Now they tried a glass of milk, with the same result. A nun then suggested adding a little whiskey to the milk, perhaps that would help. The dying woman actually drank the glass. Shortly afterwards, she was approaching death and her subordinates asked her what her last wish was. She replied: ‘Whatever you do, never sell this cow’.’

Now her groom* has recounted a hilarious joke that Elizabeth II told him during a ride with her beloved pony Emma.

New of today 09/11/25

*Well, does the man have to market his podcast now, or is he back to being the groom of Emma, the late Queen's favourite pony?

In the Rosebud podcast, Terry Pendry tells how the Queen, now 96 and frail, could not resist riding her favourite pony, Emma.

Well you old and frail normal citizens, if you can afford a place in a nursing home at all, always dream of how the super rich nice queen paid by the people was put frail by the nice staff on her favourite pony Emma while you lie in bed and nobody comes round to take you to the toilet.

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What a beautiful performance while you wet yourself.

At least it touched me deeply, but please not a bit ... the lambs are always given the illusion of participation, even though they are only kept in line with nice sentimental stories of the royals.

Hats off to the best marketing with a deceased queen.

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Let's put it nicely, we are pro-royalist unless of course we are not of blue blood ourselves with the appropriate privilege.