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4 years ago

Thanksgiving

Have another helping of mashed potatoes

Go "just a little overboard" on the turkey and stuffing.

I want you to stuff yourself. Go crazy.

I hope you're wearing your sweats. If not, you will be popping buttons while you feast. We'll make sure of that.

Put on a show...

As dessert rolls around, make sure to grab a piece of pie or 12.

Feast until you feel as if you might pop, then go farther.

Oh, and don't worry about any wandering eyes, darling...its Thanksgiving.

-Admin Kai


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