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4 years ago
Thanksgiving
Have another helping of mashed potatoes
Go "just a little overboard" on the turkey and stuffing.
I want you to stuff yourself. Go crazy.
I hope you're wearing your sweats. If not, you will be popping buttons while you feast. We'll make sure of that.
Put on a show...
As dessert rolls around, make sure to grab a piece of pie or 12.
Feast until you feel as if you might pop, then go farther.
Oh, and don't worry about any wandering eyes, darling...its Thanksgiving.
-Admin Kai
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