Rancilda - Tumblr Posts
LET RANCILDA LIVE UNDER A BRIDGE!!!!!
Living out the last few days of Gross Girl Summer™
"I look gooood in this"
"Shut UP you stupid BITCH, the song's over."
Day number 587 of trying to start a Rancilda protection squad-
I love how this blog is like 80% me just screaming "I FUCKING LOVE RANCILDA," but my profile photo is Putrice-
the stepmother, rancilda and putrice doing the same little step forward choreo in facade that ella did with lucy and justine earlier in last for ever
I really like the parallel between the stepmother telling Justine she’ll see Lucy in hell before killing her too and the stepmother later telling Rancilda she’ll see Putrice in hell. And because they’re wearing the skins of the girls it’s like the reverse situation
when you're a kid and you're forced to sit through your sibling's boring class play


you were so right im afraid
Starkid nation simply is not ready for Facade, I’m afraid. People will die.
there’s something so funny about putrice saying “you should laugh” to the prince after their vows when the stepmother and rancilda are cackling
I'm so gay I'm so gay I'm so gay I'm so insanely gay holy shit (Facade facade facade)
sorry not sorry facade will be my entire personality for the foreseeable future
and the reprise! I know it’s really short but so so catchy
better catch a glimpse of your blushing briiide
It’s insane I have no heard anyone talk about “I want you to watch” (I don’t know what’s it’s actually called). That song’s literally so fucking good and I haave not heard ANYONE mention it.
and I’ll say it again
sorry not sorry facade will be my entire personality for the foreseeable future
.... I so wanted them at the end to go, 'Suprise, The Prince and Rancilda are alive living under a bridge together where they come up with riddles and poems!!!!' (They wrote MaMD together guyssss)
I love them so much together and I need a ship name for them ugh.... I saw Princilda... but I really like intricate ship names... Too bad that I'm awful at coming up with them,,, Consonance???? Charming Conundra???? Guys I'm bad at this, help. Something with guess in it??? Royal Riddle???? Charming Charade????
Putrice: Fits like a glove.
Rancilda: It’s a shoe, stupid!
Putrice: It’s an expression, dumbass!
rancilda is alive and happy to me
I hope she found that bridge that can fit 6 carts and she’s eating goats and riddling all day
im not an avid poster but me and my sister were talking about Cinderella’s Castle and like
Rancilda :( she’s so precious (i think i just like the stepsisters a lot) all she wanted to do was sit under a bridge and riddle
even though all evidence points against it i like to believe (or believe there’s an alternate universe where) rancilda survived and didn’t get killed by sir hop-a-lot and crumb and somehow found a bridge and lived the rest of her days happily telling riddles
and when/if tadius somehow found her and asked her if she wanted the crown because she was putrice’s sister she just blew a raspberry at him and went on with her troll business anyways the stepsisters continue to consume my mind maybe there’ll be another post later about them idk they’re my idols

some sketches i did in class today from memory so they might be a ltitle bad
i’m actually obsessed with the trolls interaction right at the end of the facade scene!
“i really liked that song! :D”
“i look gooood in this-“
“shut up you stupid bitch, the song is over!”
the way they all deliver those lines is so fucking funny to me!!