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Random Viking Headcanons: Animals

- Harald is a dog guy. He loves dogs and brings home strays frequently. He treats his dogs like his children.  He promises that each one of his children, when he finally has some, will each have their own loyal hound to protect them and teach them responsibility, 

-  His favorite breeds are the Norwegian Elkhound, the Norwegian Lundehund, and the Norwegian Bundhund. 

- Halfdan is the opposite of his brother. He prefers cats to dogs and is the ultimate #Cat Man. Perhaps because they do not need constant attention or because they are aloof.  

- He likes to go fishing with his cats and often gives them treats. He has a band of skogkatts that live in the forest that he regularly feeds and visits. He makes sure that no one sees him being soft with his cats. Only Harald knows his secret.

- Unlike people, Ivar has a soft spot for some animals. Animals have never judged him for his disability or pitied him. He especially loves his horse.

- He has always found horses intelligent, loyal, majestic, but most of all they gave him freedom. The freedom not to be looked down at and the freedom to fight like any other man. 

- So, he rewards his horse accordingly. He brushes his horse himself not trusting others to do the job correctly. He and his horse have a special bond and specific cues when in battle. 

Ok, so heres a random ass fucking thought I just had: How would Anderson handle the Res 8 villianess? I cant help but think that hed meet her, look up and just think something along the lines of “ Holy shit, Alucard did not mention you at all.” I cant help but think he’d see her and lose his shit like the rest of us and a few weeks later he’d run into Alucard, bring her up, and Alucard would just go “ Oh, so you’ve met my mother, wonderful.” I don’t know why but holy shit i love it.

Elijah cook, Hayley drink wine (and talk about guys and girls with Hope) on the couch.

Klaus is probably painting something because calms him but in his room because he needs his own space.

Just a random headcanon💋

Josie: Is everyone fine?

Lizzie: I don't think anyone has been fine on months, Josie

Hope: At this point I dont even know what "fine" means

Thorbruce headcanons

Hey! Sorry i’m such a werido for thorbruce, but here are some headcanons I thought of. Again, disregarding events or even whole things about the characters. Sorry for spelling mistakes & stuff.  

You are Thor & Loki’s little sister

You all are humans, not asgardians or anything.

imagine Thor & Bruce living across from you and Loki

You and Loki have been trying to set them up forever

One day Thor comes into your apartment and tells you he and Bruce drunkenly hooked up

They end up dating, and after a year Thor proposes

Bruce says yes, obvies.

After they tell the rest of the avengers, they aren’t as supportive as they should be

They’re really sad because these are like their best friends

But you and Loki promise you’ll always be there and kick their asses if you have to

And they’re really glad

It’s a small ceremony, not many people there

But it’s perfect, and Thor and Bruce continue living across the hall from you and Loki

Six months later, Thor and Bruce walk into your apartment, smiling like idiots and holding hands

You ask then what’s up, and they finally tell you after Loki walks in

Thor: “We’re adopting a kid!”

Thor: “well technically, we’re adopting a kid...”

Bruce: “times 3”

And you’re so exited because you’re gonna be an aunt! To three kids!!!

And Loki’s more like, are you guys ready for this? Have you thought it through? But he’s still so excited for Thor & Bruce

It turns out it’s going to be two boys and a girl.

And Thor and Bruce want you and Loki to name the girl

You two discuss it forever before deciding on ‘Casey’

When you tell Thor & Bruce, they love it so so so much.

They tell you the boys are going to be named Trevor & Dan.

The day the babies are delivered, you and Loki stay awake in the hospital for 72 hours waiting for them

But you’ve gone longer without sleeping than this.

And then when the babies are finally delivered, you go into the room with the mother whose giving away the babies

And they’re so cute and little

And Bruce may or may not have been crying a little

But it’s all happy and nice and you love holding Casey because you two are the only girls in the family.

It’s your assigned job to talk to her about her period

That’s not a joke

And Loki looks so calm and quiet holding Trevor

It looks so right for him.

When you bring them home, it results in so many sleepless nights

Thor and Bruce are so new at this because they’ve never been parents, much less to triplets.

So they’re always asking for help and you and Loki help without complain

You have so many different pictures of the triplets falling asleep on Thor, Bruce, or even Loki.

And they have too many of the triplets falling asleep on you while you’re trapped underneath them

And everyone’s sleep deprived but has never been more happy

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LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT

Some random headcanons for FFXV because I want to cry and hug my idiots, but sadly they´re fictional. So I wrote something to cheer us all!

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- all the glaives are foreigners, there definitively were situations with mispronuciation or just simply forgetting words:

 “You know what I mean, it looks like a hat.” “What? What thing like hat.”  “ You can used it for cooking! And I don´t mean a pot. “Oo, you mean that thing with holes?”  “Did .. did you guys meant colander?”

- Tredd is oficially banned as babysitter for Axis´s children (because teaching them how to blow up whole city ain´t good idea, Tredd)

- Luche, Sonitus, Pelna and Crowe are the type that when they drinks a hot bewerage are absolutely melting the cold inside them

-there is a tradition that before mission whoever slaps Nyx´s butt will have luck and won´t die on the deploytment. (That was proven correct many times ) Nyx was unaware of this till recently ...

- Crowe is avid tea drinker (loves green tea with lemon), absolutely hates plain black coffee with sugar

- Libertus is great at winning prizes at amusement park. Always wins so much that he gaves it away to children

- Luche never swears ... ALMOST never swears. He breaks this belief when his idiots do something EXTREMELY reckless. (or when someone was being asshole to glaives) Well, then he´s got some very colourful words for them

- Titus owns a small cabin near lake. It´s beautiful here and so calm. When he´s got a time, Titus packs his bag and take his doggie there.

- glaives have got into lot of drunken shennaningas ... like having a race with those mobility scooters 

- Axis once burned water for coffee. In his defense, he didn´t sleep for like 48 hours cuz his children were ill and couldn´t sleep

- Tredd hates needles! And it doesn´t matter if it´s at doctor or tattoo artist, Tredd is scared!

- If you get ill, Pelna is the one who will take care for you. (cooking you food, buying groceris, cleaning,..) And no, he doesn´t give a damn If he gets ill himself in the process. 

- Sonitus has great fashion sense. That man knows how to dress to impress. (More than once was invited as fashion guru to help pick outfit for their date)

- When Luche kiss someone he cradles their face in his hands to prolong it. The closeness and intimacy makes his heart melt

- Pelna sometimes likes to spent his time alone (to charge his energy). He usually spents somewhere out of city (some nice hike) or at home where he tinkers with computers. Also likes to play videogames, these days he enjoyed Animal Crossing.

- Nyx is playful boy and loves to make people smile. He absolutely hates when those close to him feel miserable. Whatever it takes, Nyx will make it better.

- I believe I said that before but Titus loves watching soap operas. (Rosalia, Esmerald,..) And reads absolutely sugary romances that would cause cavities. Don´t judge him, he loves good sappy ends!

- Libertus is actually big softie, If you get past his mean and guarded demeanor.  Gives the best hugs and cuddles!

Random 2012 headcanon

So Casey is missing most of his front teeth, and because of this I feel like he chokes a lot. Casey is just used to it that this point.

The first time he choked in front of the others it was just chaos.

Leo was panicking

Mikey thought Casey was going to die

Raph was laughing his ass off

Donnie was just confused

April was concerned

Casey was dying, but was also just like this is fine... :)

Random 2012 headcanon:

When the main six were little, these are the jobs that they wanted when they grow up:

Leo wanted to be a martial arts teacher.

Raph wanted to be a boxer.

Donnie wanted to be a scientist.

Mikey just wanted to be famous.

April want to be a teacher.

Casey wanted to be police officer.

These are the jobs they want now:

Leo still wants to be martial arts teacher.

Raph doesn't really know what he wants to be, but if he can get to fight someone then he's good.

Donnie either wants to be a scientist or a science professor.

Mikey still wants to be famous.

April wants to be a reporter or a journalist.

Casey can't decide between Pro hockey player, or Bounty hunter.

Random 2012 headcanon

Casey has a lisp

That's all I have to say.

Just a little head canon :>

So in one episode (can't remember which) Casey breaks a rib or two. Casey being Casey decided not to go to the hospital and there for his ribs never healed correctly. So now everytime he sneezes, or coughs really hard, Casey gets a jolt of pain. The others have told him to go to the hospital but Casey still refuses

Headcanon!

Casey flirts with his close friends. He only really does it jokingly. Sometimes Casey will flirt with someone and they flirt back, but that honestly just confuses him.

Just like:

Casey- So how's the most beautiful person in the world doing

Mikey- I don't know, how are you?

Casey- ?

Random HP Headcanon (Cuz I felt like it)

Anyways, so I have this headcanon that EVERY SINGLE TIME it's the start of the school year and Harry is going to send his kids off to Hogwarts, he's going to pull a Molly and be like "What's the platform again dear?" real loudly just in case a Muggleborn doesn't know what to do and Ginny, knowing what her husband is doing would just reply with "Platform 9¾, dear" cuz Harry knows how it felt when he first came to Kong's Cross and didn't know what to do so he wanted to help any Muggleborns or just general wizard/witches that doesn't know how to get to the platform in any way possible

I dunno - just thought about it last night and yeah

Another HP Headcanon Cuz I felt like it lmao

I honestly feel like that once Hermione became Minister (Let's face it, the girl is suited for the job) she'll have this law that before the acceptance letters get sent to each and every wizard, someone has to check through all the address and make sure that where they sleep in isn't like a "Cupboard under the stairs" or something like that. Cuz let's face it - Hermione loves Harry (Like a brother!) and she doesn't want anyone to go through what he did so she made that law just so that if ever the living space of the magical child isn't satisfactory or something like that, they can be taken away to a good home or maybe she'd start an Orphanage for Magical Children wherein NO ONE GETS ABUSED and like everyone - especially Harry and Ginny - likes to donate to that orphanage.

AND ALSO - I just imagine Hermione talking to Prof McGonagall (Or whoever is the Headmaster of Hogwarts) to make it known that all teachers have an open door policy wherein all students can go to them and just talk about their problems - this is so that if ever a child doesn't want to go home and has a good reason, they can go to a teacher and it'll be handled so that there's not going to be another Voldemort case or something like that

I dunno, just thought about it and yeah