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Being Apart Of The Van Der Linde Gang Would Include…

Being adopted brought in by either Dutch or Hosea

But regardless of who brought you in, you are welcomed with open arms and immediately accepted by almost everyone

Most people in the group are friendly and help you get the hang of things around camp and your chores

Being given more tame/boring chores around camp until you get fed up and convince one of the boys to let you tag along on their outings

Once you get the gist of things with their way of life, you are trusted to do more things on your own

From then on you're brought along on the jobs and robbing they do almost daily

Either getting drunk with Sean or helping Sean when he is drunk/hungover, there is no in-between

The older gang members being protective of you and being like a sibling to them

Jack looking up to you especially if you're good with kids or just nice to him

Going through those ups and downs with the gang, and moving from place to place

If you don't know how to read one of the gang members who know how will be more than happy to help like Hosea, Mary-Beth, Arthur(if he has the time), etc.

If you do know how to read others who don't may ask you to teach or help them with learning to like Sean or Abigail

Being taught to fish/going fishing with Kieran or Javier

Learning to hunt with Charles or Arthur

Eating Pearson's soup full of whatever animal was last brought to him

Witnessing those who were killed or helping bury those in the group that got killed

Helping search everywhere for Jack when he was kidnapped and trying your best to calm Abigail and reassure her that he would be found

Being hunted and tracked by Pinkertons, O'Driscolls, Bounty hunters, and Leviticus Cornwall's men

Watching Dutch slowly lose his mind and betray people that trusted him after losing Hosea

Being there for the breaking up of the gang and being forced to choose sides and point guns at people who once trusted you

Nsfw hcs about whether the van der linde guys are ass or tits guys (specifically jonn and arthur)

First, I just want to put out there that this is my very first spicy request ever. Please bare with me if its terrible lmao

WARNINGS: For mature audiences only. Not intended for those under 18. Minors, please do not interact.

RDR2 gang who's an ass or tits guy:

Arthur Morgan:

An ass man.

straight up

He just likes how plump and round it can be

Definitely likes to keep a hand just above your ass at all times while around you

Is lowkey staring at it as you walk away all the time lmao

LOVES grabbing it but is always flustered about it

John Marston:

Surprisingly a tits man

They are just so nice and soft, how can he not love it?

is literally drooling if you wear a lowcut top with any kind of cleavage

he is always staring and makes it so obvious but is sooo embarrassed if you point it out

I was wonderin if u had any headcanons on Seamus from rdr2??? Luv ur writing🖤😍😭

Thank you friend! Headcanons for our favourite shady foreman ahoy! XD

- Seamus is what the kids call a homosexual, it’s kind of an open secret on the ranch, hence why he’s occasionally targeted by the boss for bullying.

- He has an unfortunate allergy to dogs... cats... horses, work is not a fun place for him.

- He’s a pickpockets and a ‘finders keepers’ kinda guy, selling any shiny thing he comes across (and wagons of course) to try and make ends meet.

- His favourite thing to collect is watches.

I was wonderin if u had any headcanons on Seamus from rdr2??? Luv ur writing🖤😍😭

Thank you friend! Headcanons for our favourite shady foreman ahoy! XD

- Seamus is what the kids call a homosexual, it’s kind of an open secret on the ranch, hence why he’s occasionally targeted by the boss for bullying.

- He has an unfortunate allergy to dogs... cats... horses, work is not a fun place for him.

- He’s a pickpockets and a ‘finders keepers’ kinda guy, selling any shiny thing he comes across (and wagons of course) to try and make ends meet.

- His favourite thing to collect is watches.

So I got bored-

My silly little headcanon is that Annabelle was from a rich, french family. But ran away to America at 16 when her family(mainly her father) was insistent she marry an old man of wealth, stealing a good chunk of her family's money before she left.

In America, Annabelle became infamous for her robberies. She'd dress like a woman of high standard, waltz into banks, hop on trains, stop stagecoaches, and act like any proper lady when announcing that she was infact robbing the place. And ofcorse when no one listened, they sure as hell will once they witness Annabelle blow someone's head off. Her main weapon of choice was a shotgun she built into a parasol to disguise it. But she had plenty of other weapons, such as a knife and revolver sitting in straps on her legs, a twist off mechanic for the parasol's handle that reveals another knife, her heels on her boots have razors embedded in the back, she was decked out at all times.

Annabelle found her success by defying society's standards when it came to women, and using it to her advantage.

Dutch and Annabelle Van Der Linde were a batshit insane couple, and I am here for it.

So I got bored... Again.

My headcanon for Bessie is that She was an orphan who worked in the factories just to get by. She eventually had to quit her job in her 30s due to her health rapidly deteriorating, which led to her moving out into the middle of the woods. Her health made a recovery being away from the factory, and she started to write books about research she did on America's wildlife to get some money, but eventually decided to live a life constantly moving from one place to another, living off the land while documenting new things she discovered. She was especially interested in birds. I imagine one day She was just minding over own business at her campsite in the Grizzlies, when Hosea suddenly rides by, being chased by some bounty hunters. And Bessie offers to help hide him until the bounty hunters leave.

She wasnt in the best health, but she thrived out in the wilderness, away from society. And was the sweetest person to be around.

Hosea and Bessie were 100% the sweetest couple.... the sweetest couple who is very capable of either robbing you of everything you have or killing you.

Funfacts about Annabelle because she's rotted my brain:

Her last name before getting married was Moreau. Her family was known for their jewerly making business.

Annabelle and Bessie are close... well, she likes to think so. Annabelle is very attached to Bessie, seeing her as one of if not her most dearest friend. Bessie cares for Annabelle, but she is terrified of her and what she is capable of.

Annabelle does not get attached to people. Atleast not often. The few people she is attached to (Dutch, Hosea, Bessie, Arthur and John) all have one thing in common: they were all people she met years ago.

Annabelle was given the nickname 'Bloody Belle' once the tales of her robberies spread. Her robberies made some romanticize the idea of a life of crime, while others grew suspicious of all high class women and their 'true intentions'.

Annabelle has her clothing, jewerly, and weapons custom made, either by herself or someone she paid for a comission. She's obsessed with originality, and wants nothing of her style to be replicatable. To the point she kept her notebooks that held blueprints to her custom weapons(eg: her shotgun parasol) hidden at all times, and sometimes burned them.

When she wasnt out following or finding leads, she was at camp working on a new project, modifying shoes or weapons, or MAYBE helping the other women with chores. But that was highly unlikely, she despised doing chores and she contributed a lot with her successful robberies.

The one thing she never modified was her wedding ring. It didnt matter if a woman had the same ring, because it would never have the same meaning behind it.

Digitally doodeled Bloody Belle because I got bored.. she's a little silly-

Annabelles weapons along with a prototype for her shotgun parasol!

I like the concept that the tip of the gun's barrel acts like the tip of the parasol, and no one tends to notice it. The handle screws off and has a blade at the end of it. Both her knives and revolver are accessorized because of her obsession with tiny original details.

Annabelle 100% has muscle, her parasol is most definitely heavy due to the shotgun, so she needs said muscle to make it look like it's light.

My current progress with Bessie! Im not sure how I feel about her right now, but it's better than my other design I think :}

One of my favorite Headcannons, of many, I have for Dutch and Hosea is that they still take things from each other, even after all these years, just as a little playful gesture to keep each other on their toes, a reminder that; “you’re stuck with me, just remember I’m just as a devious of a bastard as you” sort of thing. Like I can imagine: Dutch looking everywhere and I mean EVERYWHERE for his gold chained pocket watch and dangling charm for his vest that he SWORE he left on his bedside table, ripping apart his tent and others trying to find it, when Hosea comes up to him all smug, saying: “this it?” Pulling it out of his pocket, leaving Dutch flushed, yet impressed.

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