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crosshair’s last comment had me rolling 😂

@not-reilly So Tumblr ate my response to your ask before I could post it, so I present you this makeshift response post.
I hope you don't mind that it took a bit before I answered. 😅😘
The Ask:
"Okokokokok just hear me out on this one what if Omega walks in on y/n and Hunter making out and they have to explain why they kiss. Like I love me some dad Hunter ❤️
LOOK AT HIMMMMMMM
I luv you 😙"
Title: Grown-ups Are Weird
No Trigger Warnings, just making out, fluff, and humor.
Omega had finally worn Crosshair down and convinced him to teach her how to shoot, though he stayed firm in his refusal to allow her to touch his Firepuncher. Crosshair grunts at Hunter’s reminders to be careful and leads Omega outside. You lean back against the doorframe, eyes roving slowly over Hunter’s strong frame as he closes the door. He starts to turn around but stops when he catches you staring, “See something you like?” He arches his brow with a mischievous smirk.
“I might…But it's a little hard to tell with you so far away." You sigh dramatically and tilt your head to one side, waiting.
He covers the distance between you in four confident strides, one strong hand grasping your waist and pulling you close, “How's this?” He presses his forehead into yours, soft brown eyes sparkling playfully, "Better?"
"Mhmm" You hum, hands trailing softly upward over the soft fabric of his shirt, to rest your arms around his neck, "Much better."
He smiles softly, his eyes crinkling, before his mouth takes yours. His body presses you into the doorframe and whatever pretense or plan you had for the evening dissolves at the press and pull of his lips against yours. You sigh, and his tongue explores your mouth. You respond instantly, and you grip the fabric of his shirt pulling him closer, deepening the kiss. His hand is on your thigh and–
"Uh– Hunter? What are you doing!?" Omega's voice breaks through the sounds of heavy breathing. Hunter's hands fly from your form and he backs away like he's been scalded. He clears his throat, "Omega! Why-why are you back already?" You're frozen, back still against the doorframe.
"I forgot my holster…" She pauses holding up the holster, then she looks back and forth between you and Hunter, brows furrowed, "What were you doing to her…it looked like you were eating each other." Her face scrunches up in disgust.
"Uh…" Hunter runs a hand through his hair and gets down on his knee to meet Omega's eyes, "We were uh…" He looks up at you, eyes wide and pleading.
You take a tentative step away from the wall and run your hands down your clothes to smooth them, "Omega, when adults are… doing that… it's because they really like each other-"
"Yes, they like each other more than friends and they want to-"
"Be as close to each other as possible."
"Oh…" Omega squints her eyes, looking over both of you slowly and critically, "Why are you both so nervous?"
"Because they're Cannibals." Crosshair stood in the doorway, knowing smirk on his lips.
"Blehh!" Omega's face scrunched even more and her eyes widened. She hesitated for a few more breaths before holding the holster to her chest and retreating to Crosshair's side. "Grown-ups are weird." Crosshair laughed, a deep raspy chuckle, and leads Omega back outside and closes the door firmly. Hunter groans, you two are never going to hear the end of this!
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