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Thomas: *while holding bent ruler* IT’S DOING ITS BEST TO BE STRAIGHT
Logan: like you during that phase
My hero academia as things that have been said between my freinds #2
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Todoroki: Squirrels are scary
Iida: What?
Todoroki: There just everywhere
Iida: Are you ok?
Todoroki: Just watching
Iida:
Iida: I’m gonna get a drink
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Aizawa: I’m Gonna get drunk on water and take back my life with a package of number two pencils.
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*Playing a board game*
Kaminari: Bi the way let’s ace-ss the situation and Pan out are next move to win.
Jirou: How many puns did you put in there
Kaminari: At least three
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Todoroki: I’m gay
Midoriya: I’m bisexual
Shinsou: I’m Alive, not that I want to be but you know
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Eri: God gave me anxiety and depression because he knew if he didn’t i would kick his ass
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Shoji: Get therapy
Tokoyami: No
Shoji: Yes
Tokoyami: Anime is my therapy
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Mina:I want to be a fucking skeleton.
Sero: For the last ducking time you can dance with Dabi in fucking hell
Mina: Watch me
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Kirishima: You know I’m trying doesn’t that count?
Aizawa: No. not even close
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Kaminari: Teachers tell you not to make a mistake but when you do on a test your suddenly not allowed to anymore
Bakugo: You failed math didn’t you?
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Aoyama: Sending a picture of a bird with Barbie legs: I have ✨B L E S S E D✨ your eyes
Bakugo: You have also ✨B L E S S E D✨ my need to kill you
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Aizawa after grading his kids papers: I need a drink
Midnight: Bring two
Mic: bring one for me as well
Blood king: put vodka in mine
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Bakugo: I’ll kill you
Tokoyami: Fine but make it painful
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All might watching bakugo and Midoriya fight: I feel like this can go terriblely wrong or very good
Aizawa: Five bucks it gose terriblely wrong
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Midoriya doing a school servay: do you think about death a lot?
Midoriya liying because he Doesn’t want to talk to the school counselor: No
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Aizawa: your supposed to be the smart one
Midoriya: With all do respect I’m book smart not common sense smart.
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*Momo and jirou getting into a fight*
Momo: last week I saw you walk into a flag poll because you where on your phone!
Jirou: In my defense the poll should have moved out of the way!
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My School’s Logic
A friend of mine from my private school is the only one in the small school who watches actually watches Black Butler. First period ended and we were getting out stuff together, having a long anime conversation.
Me: I don’t know why, but I find Sebastian’s singing kinda crindgy...
*Male classmate walks past us from behind* Under the seeeaaaa~
Friend: *laughs* Not that Sebastian!
Me: *shrugs* No, I guess that Sebastian too.