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Real shit said in headspace:
Ghost🩶👻, jokingly: Hello, and welcome to Johnny Ghost’s therapy corner. How are you fucked up and how may I un-fuck you up?
He too, is very fucked up
Real Shit Said in Headspace Episode 2:
Dumb Shit
Blue: I’m going to do some dumb shit
Ghost: How dumb?
Blue: *grabs bagels and nutella*
Ghost: Oh! Oh! Oh! Do dumb shit! Do dumb shit! Do dumb shit!
Nightmare, jokingly: Our hosts are trying to kill the body…
Real Shit Said in Headspace:
Blue🍓: No offense, but if I ever met the “canon” version of you, or the past version of you that hasn’t met me yet, I’d probably sock him in the face
Simon📖: Pfff. Really?
Blue🍓: Yeah. I mean, he’d be a bit of an asshole. Besides, as much as I love you, that “canon” one isn’t actually you, so…
Simon📖: *flashback to literally last night when Blue was getting upset about Cry of Fear and he had to remind them that while he is Simon Henriksson, he’s not that Simon Henriksson* Wait a minute…
Simon📖: Did you just turn my own words against me??? *fake offended gasp D:<*
Blue🍓: *>:3*
Real Shit Said in Headspace:
Simon📖: Y’know… I act a lot happier than my “canon” self… I’ve been laughing a lot more, smiling more, being more social and open with others… it’s weird
Blue🍓: That’s because the body is heavily medicated for depression and anxiety. You’re probably just feeling the effects of the medications that are working for us that never worked for you before.
Simon📖: … huh…
Ghost🩶👻: Hey, if you’re worried about if this makes you less “Simon Henriksson” to others, we don’t care about that shit. We’ve been with you for several years now, and you’re still extremely Simon Henriksson.
Simon📖: Thanks, but-
Ghost🩶👻: I mean, everything you do is very Simon Henriksson
Simon📖: Wait-
Ghost🩶👻: Wheeling everywhere in your wheelchair is very Simon Henriksson, calling people idiots in a loving manner is very Simon Henriksson, writing a bunch of [redacted] is very Simon Henriksson-
Simon📖: Did you really have to explain that?
Ghost🩶👻: Being engaged to Blue is very Simon Henriksson in my opinion
Me🧡🐍: Wait… Blue isn’t a part of the Cry of Fear game though. Only the fanfics written that were never published online
Ghost🩶👻: Yeah, but it’s still very Simon Henriksson of him
Simon📖: For the love of god, would you stop using my name as an adjective?
Ghost🩶👻: How Simon Henriksson of you.
Sophie🐹, jokingly: And this is why we can’t have nice things
Real shit said in headspace:
Reaper🪦: Please for the love of GOD don’t let any clown alters form
Death☠️: Yeah… seriously. Those things are creepy…
Simon📖: Here’s hoping
*maniacal clown laughter in the distance*
*Everyone turns, expecting Chuckles the Clown from Legends of Avantris to have somehow formed*
Me🧡🐍, innocently: What? :)
Real shit said in headspace: ✨Sophie x Simon edition✨
Blue🍓: *looking through Cry of Fear tag because hyperfixation is a thing*
Blue🍓: *sees Simon x Sophie art* Kinda cute, ngl
Simon📖: Huh??
Simon⛈️: S’cuse me???
David💊: Say what now???
Sophie🐹: What????🤢
Blue🍓: What? I’m talking source only! Calm tf down! Jesus.
*silence*
Sophie🐹: Draw something similar to that with either you and Simon or David and Simon before I vomit. It’s just a personal thing for us not to be posted online but please!
Blue🍓: Damn. The thought of dating him that gross for you?
Sophie🐹: You wanna date Ghost?
Blue🍓: Touché
Real Shit Said in Headspace (Jax🎳 posted edition!)
Caine🎪: We do the best thing! Get revenge in the best possible way!
Blue🍓: Live a happy and successful life?
Caine🎪: Murder
A collection of funny things involving our headmate (he’s a little don’t you dare harm him) Candy🍬
🍬: Grrr! I am a terror to this system! My source caused irreparable trauma 😈
🩶👻+🍓: Awww! You’re so cute!!
🍬: FEAR ME!!!
🍓: *headpats*
🍬: Thanks Mama 🥰
🩶👻: *minding his own business*
🩶👻: AAAAAH!! A BIRD!!!
🩶👻: Oh wait no it’s just Candy
🍬: :3
🩶👻, jokingly: Polly want a cracker?
🍬: I will end you… 🙂
🐶: Candy, no. You need to go to bed
🍬: FEAR ME MEER MORTAL!! I SHALL DESTROY YOU!!
🧸: Candy listen to Isa
🍬: Ok :3
🐶: How do you do it?
🧸: He crossed me once. He learned not to do it again
*flashback*
🍬: *biting the bird cage* LET ME OUT OF HERE!!
🧸: No.
🍬: WHY????
🧸: You bit me. Now you’re in baby jail
🍬: But I hate baby jail ☹️
🧸: Too bad
🍬: I wanna play gmod… ☹️
🍓: We can’t
🍬: Why?
🍓: We can’t all play together because we all share a body now
🍬: Oh… ☹️
🍓: That and our computer is broken…
🍬: ☹️
🍬: You’re eating it wrong!
🩶👻: Candy, you may be a bird but I can and will punt you
🍬: You’re still eating it wrong
🍬: Bee?
👑🐝: Hm?
🍬: Can I has candy?
👑🐝: Sure! Here you go cutie!
🍓: Please stop indulging him…
🍓: *scrolling through cof tag and sees artwork of Simon with black lipstick*
⛈️: HOLD ON A SECOND
⛈️: *zooms out of the room*
🍓: Well, shit. There he goes.
⛈️: *zooms back in, now wearing black lipstick*
⛈️: I WILL HAVE THIS ON FOREVER NOW!
Bonus:
💊: *walks in with black lipstick smudges all over his face and neck*
🍓: …. Dude….
💊: Not my fault my husband loves me
REAL SHIT SAID IN HEADSPACE THAT FUCKING KILLED ME!!
🍓: Don’t worry, it won’t bite you
🍓: But I will~
🧡🐍: Simon how are you still alive??
🐹: She’s sweet but terrifying. I think he’s into that shit
📖: Uh… yeah?????? Obviously??????
Posted with permission from headmates btw :)
Real shit said in headspace:
💊: Alright! Plan B!
🍓: Plan B???
🩶👻: There was a Plan A???
📖: What was there even a plan for??
💊: Plan B
🩶👻: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN??? THERE WAS A PLAN A????
🍓: What is this plan even for????
🧬: Initiating Plan B sequence
🍓: What???????
💊: At least Donathan understands what I’m talking about
⛈️: I’m fucking married to you and I don’t even understand what the hell you’re talking about. What is this even about?? We’re just sitting on the couch playing a game on our phone what the fuck???
🧬: Plan B initiated
*nothing happens*
📖: I hate everyone in this system
📖: Would I be the boyfriend you take home to meet your parents?
🍓:
🍓: Yes. I married you. You are literally my husband. Yes I would take you to meet my parents, you dork
*a lady comes in at the doctor’s office and elects to sit away from us*
❤️🐍: Damn ok. We don’t bite, bitch.
🍓: If your reaction to someone choosing not to sit right next to a complete stranger is to say, “I don’t bite, bitch,” you bite
🧡🐍: He bites
💜🐍: Oh, he totally bites
📖: Mhm
Our family: You’ve got a major obsession with Handsome Jack…
Jack🎭, fronting but trying to mask currently: Yeah. Weird huh?
Jack🎭, in headspace: I am egotistical, aren’t I…?
Blue🍓: Yeah. But you’re not the only one with the obsession/hyperfixation currently
Jack🎭: Meaning????
Rhys🦾:
Rhys🦾: Why is everyone staring at me…?
🍓: Alright. We’re done with plushies. No more plushies. We are not getting any more plushies
System littles: Hold my juice box
🍓: JFC I hate your design and the pattern on your pants...
📺: Hey! At least you're drawing this digitally so you can just copy and paste the layers, bitch!
🍓: Did you just call me a bitch...?
📺: Yes and I immediately regret it...
🍓🩵Welcome to the Blue Strawberry System’s main blog🩵🍓
🍓Basic Info🍓
We are bodily an adult
We collectively use any pronouns
We are a traumagenic system
We believe in live and let live. If it doesn’t hurt anyone, don’t worry about it. (This means no syscourse on this blog)
🍓 and 🔦 are our system’s two hosts
Note: this is not an RP blog.
Not every alter in this system are on these lists. Some alters just go by their emojis. Some alters have shared their names becauee they want to. Some alters have side blogs, so feel free to check them out.
✨Most Active Alters✨
🔦 - Ash or Ghost - 🏳️⚧️he/him or they/them🏳️⚧️, 21 yo, 🍞’s husband, 🍓’s twin brother and younger brother of 💀, artist - @gh0stp13
🍓 - Blue - any (primarily they/them), 21 yo, 📖’s spouse, twin of 🔦 and younger sibling of 💀, writer and artist - @bluestrawberrybunny
📺 - Puzzles - he/him, 29 yo, dating 🍄, idea generator and organizer
🧡🐍 - Mikel - he/him, 21 yo, dating 💅, 🍓’s best friend, artist - @theaffsbiggestfan
📖 - Simon - any, 23 yo, 🍓’s spouse, older brother of ⛈️ and 🩸, writer - @depressedwriter25
💀 - SMG3, Three, or Theo - he/him, 24 yo, dating 💻, older brother of 🍓 and 🔦, artist - @coffeebombsandmemes
💻 - SMG4, Four, or Timothy - he/him, 25 yo, dating 💀, younger brother of 🌷 and 🍄 and older brother of 🦑, 🍊's dad, yapper/writer and artist - @glitchysmg4
🩵Other Alters🩵
🍎 - AJ - she/her, 24 yo, everyone’s older sister basically
💉 - he/him, adult, dating 🩸
🎙 - Alastor or Al - he/him, adult, dating 🕷
⛈️ - 🏳️⚧️he/him🏳️⚧️, adult, 📖’s younger brother and 🩸’s older brother, dating 💊
🕷 - Angel - he/him or she/her, adult, dating 🎙
🎤 - Bob - 🏳️⚧️he/him🏳️⚧️, late 20’s
💅 - Cas - any pronouns (primarily he/him), 22 yo, dating 🧡🐍
🍹 - Cup - he/him, 25 yo, dating 🧪
💊 - he/him, 24 yo, 🐹’s older brother, dating ⛈️
🩸 - it/its, age slider, 📖’s and ⛈️’s younger brother, dating 💉
🧪 - Donnie - he/they, 22 yo, dating 🍹
🎭 - Jack - he/him, mid-40’s, everyone’s dad by accident, dating 🦾
☀️ - Dream or Auntie Dream - 🏳️⚧️she/her🏳️⚧️, 1000 yo, dating 🎯 and 🪐, twin sister of 🌑, everyone’s Auntie
🪓 - Horror - he/him, adult, dating 💟, foodie and biggest cook in this system
🧸 - Jayden - 🏳️⚧️she/her🏳️⚧️, 18 yo, artist
🍄 - Mario or Mayro - he/him, 26 yo, dating 📺, 🌷’s twin brother and 🦑’s and 💻’s older brother
🌷 - Luigi or Lu - he/him, 26 yo, 🍄’s twin brother and 🦑’s and 💻’s older brother
💟 - he/him, adult, dating 🪓
🦑 - Meggy - she/her, 22 yo, younger sister of 🍄, 🌷, and 💻
🍉 - Melony - she/her, 19 yo
💚❤️💛💙 - Ness or Four Hearts - any/genderfluid, 23 yo
🌑 - Nightmare - he/him, 1000 yo, twin brother of ☀️, system dad
🐹 - she/her, 22 yo, 💊’s younger sister
🦾 - Rhys - he/him, late-30’s, dating 🎭
🐇 - SMG5 - they/them, 19 yo, dating 🍊, artist
🍊 - SMG6 - he/him, 18 yo, dating 🐇, 💻's son, gamer
🍞 - Thomas or Toast - 🏳️⚧️he/him🏳️⚧️, 22 yo, 🔦’s husband, writer
💀: We should listen to-
🍓: We are not listening to a true crime podcast
💀: Awww... why?
💻: We have this thing called ✨️anxiety✨️ and you know listening to true crime will cause that shit to kick into overdrive
This is what it’s like to be in co with these two dorks
Text:
Sign: Road Work Ahead
💻: Road work ahead?
💻:Well yeah, I sure hope it does!
💀:*WHEEEEEEEZE*
-🍓