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Jack the ripper NSFW alphabet
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
He will get you whatever you want. He'll prepare you tea and draw a bath if you want.
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
He loves his thighs, they're just so big and thick. He loves how much you love them and obsess over them.
He loves your eyes, the way they shine in the light. They say eyes are the gateway to the soul (or however the saying goes)
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
He likes to cum in you and have you milk him dry but if you don't want it he'll come in your mouth.
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He has had many fantasies of him holding a knife to your throat and making you surrender to him, and then him fucking you and doing what he wishes to your body.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
He only has a little experience. But he knows what he is doing. Look where he grew up...
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
He is a simple man/gentleman, so missionary. He likes to see all of you while he is fucking you.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
He is more on the serious side but there may be some goofy/light hearted moments.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
He is very well kept, so you don't have to worry about any of his pubic hair in your mouth or scratching your face when you go down on him.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
He will be very romantic amd makes sure your comfortable. He wants you to love every second and enjoy the experience. He never wants to be like those men who only takes pleasure for himself.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
He doesn't jack off unless absolutely necessary. He much rather have you to take care of it .
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
He likes knife and blood play. He honestly likes anything that has you at his mercy and that gets your heart racing. He wants to see that pretty color consume your body.
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
Bedroom. It's very convenient for him and a safe place.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
Seeing you vulnerable and weak with that gorgeous color cover that body. But he also likes it when your in a little tight dress making him apple pie. Makes him want to bend you over that counter and take you right there.
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
He won't do anything involving another person. You are his and his alone no one else will see you so exposed and vulnerable.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
He loves giving, your moans are music to his ears.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
He is slow and sensual, but catch him on an off day, prepare to not walk for the next day.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
He doesn't like them because he can't just do one quick round. He likes to have a full session. Al the quickies you guys have lead to hours of fucking.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
He will experiment with you and he is down for certain risks.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
He can last for hours. He has a ton of stamina.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
He doesn't own toys and he prefers not to use them. But if you ask nicely he will use them on you.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He will tease a small amount but not a lot, he is a gentleman after all.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
He makes noise; panting, whining, groaning, moaning, you name it. He wants to make it clear that you make him feel good.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
I feel like he would like CNC and voyeurism. He definitely would have you cock warm him while he's reading.
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
He is a decent length at around 6 inches and 2 inches thick.
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
It's a good drive, he's not horny all the time and can control his urges. If your horny he's horny.
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
He falls asleep after a couple minutes and after your taken care of.
Jack, Hermes, Kojiro, Lu Bu, and Buddha walking in on you humping his pillow
Jack
Was away for a while but didn't tell you why
You were lonely and needy
So here you were on top of his pillow humping and rubbing yourself on it
He opened the door quietly trying to surprise you, he heard noises upstairs
He krept up the stairs and heard you moan
He paused and opened the door smirking
There you were humping his pillow like a bitch in heat
He leaned on the doorframe and watched your face contort in pleasure as you cummed all over the pillow
He cleared his throat to signal he was there which startled you making you jump
He walked towards you taking your hands in his and nips on you neck
"You really couldn't last 3days without me?" He chuckles in your ear
He will then proceed to fuck you properly and give you the best head ever
Hermes
Had business with Zeus and Ares so he was gone for a while
When he texted you he'd be home soon so he was surprised when you weren't waiting for him at the door
He walked though the house searching for you
Imagine his surprise when he saw his beloved darling humping his pillow with a flushed face and closed eyes and moaning his name loudly
He smirked and held his chin with his hand and the other on his hip
He noted this in his head for later and just enjoyed the show
When you stopped to catch your breath you saw him standing in the doorway smirking
He gave you a wink and walked up to you and held you down "Couldn't even wait two days, huh?" He kissed along your jaw and gave a peck to your lips "So naughty.." he mumbled and a hand went to play with your sex
He made you cum with his hand before he thrusted himself into you and over stimulate you for hours
Kojiro
Was out training and lost track of time but he knew you would understand but hoped you wouldn't be too mad
He slide open the door and immediately froze when he heard your voice calling his name in bliss
His face heated up and he slowly krept over to you and saw you humping his pillow
His face was red and he started stuttering which alerted you
Your head snapped back and your face was red from pleasure and embarrassment
Kojiro walked closer to you and towered over your figure in a swift movement you were underneath him with him straddling your hips and his hands on each side of your head
His hot breath panned against your face and he licked his lips then he stole your lips with his kissing you sloppily
He parted for air and immediately removed his pants and without warning thrusted into you
He tossed his head back and let out a soft moan, he pulled your legs over his shoulders and picked up the pace; he is going to be fucking you for hours
Lu Bu
He was off fighting and you were left at the camp waiting for him to return
You were waiting for what seemed like forever and you were so needy so you grabbed his pillow and slowly fucked yourself on it and moaned out his name
You pictured yourself riding him instead of his pillow
Lu Bu and his army headed back to the camp, Lu Bu jumped off his horse sighing and rubbing his neck
He opened the tents flap and at first didn't recognize you but looking up he froze for a second and then grinned
He grabbed your shoulder making you yelp
He pinned you underneath him and you could see his cock harden in his pants and you let out a wimper
You were getting wet and really needy "P-please Lu Bu I need you so bad" you squirmed "Your such a needy whore huh?" He said in a low voice
He undid his pants and tore yours off and teased you and made you beg for his cock before he thrusted into you at fucked you at an inhuman pace
Buddha
Buddha was away on a trip which left you lonely and needy
You were thinking of him fucking your mouth which got you wet so you did what anyone would do and you humped his pillow
Your moans echoed off the walls of your shared bedroom and your mind blocked out any sounds including the front door opening and Buddha shouting your name
His brow raised and he called your name again which lead to him frowning and brows furrowed
He heard noises from your bedroom and he headed over and opens the door
His lollipop was crushed in his mouth when he saw the sight of you fucking yourself on his pillow
The stick fell out his mouth and he swallowed the bits and grinned "I wasn't even gone long" he said and chuckled
You squealed and you backed up off the pillow
He walked towards you and tugged off his shirt and jacket
He grabbed your ankle and tugged you towards you towards him, he threw your legs over his shoulders and preceded to eat you out for hours, overstimulating you
Yandere Alphabet w/ Jack the ripper
Affection — how do they show their love and affection?
Little touches and small gentle kisses
Blood — how messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?
Semi messy. He won't outright kill people unless they are a threat. He may torture people that leave them on the brink of death if they don't immediately seek medical attention.
Cruelty — how would they treat their darling once abducted?
He would be nice and treat you like any gentleman would.
Darling — aside from abduction, would they do anything against their darling’s will?
Yes but it's nothing serious. He may give you kisses on the cheek or lingering touches. Nothing psychical or terrible like rape or torture. He respects you and loves you and wants you to love him back.
Exposed — how vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling?
Almost fully vulnerable. He has nothing to hide from you but a few dark things. He wants you to open up like he has.
Fight — how would they feel if their darling fought back?
He would not enjoy it. He wants you to accept him and your fate. You were made for each other.
Game — is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling try to escape?
It's not a game and he would hate to see you try to leave him. The first time it happened it worried him but after the second and third he grew annoyed.
Hell — what would be their darling’s worst experience with them?
When he comes home covered in blood and a disheveled mess. He hugs and smoothers you which results in the blood getting and smearing on you. You were panicked but he didn't let go of you despite your screams and protest. He fell asleep and gagged at the smell and threw up a little but he to wait to clean up until he woke up and released his hold on you.
Ideals — what kind of future do they have in mind for their darling?
One where you are both happily married and have at least a child or two.(if you can't have children then maybe you can adopt)
Jealousy — do they get jealous? How do they handle it?
He can get jealous sometimes but it's rare. He trusts you and is secure in the relationship. He knows you wouldn't leave him. When and if he gets jealous he just quietly huffs to himself and stands menacingly being you.
Kisses — how do they act around or with their darling?
He acts like a gentleman. He's very caring and loving.
Love letters — how would they go about approaching their darling?
Little gifts left at your door and then bloody roses. Before kidnapping you he would send a very detailed letter about his infatuation of you.
Mask — are their true colors drastically different from the way they act around everyone else?
Yes. Around others he can be considered standoffish and a little aloof. Although still nice. But around you you see his soft side.
Naughty — how would they punish their darling?
He would probably bound you to your shared bed and gag you. He might talk down to you and abuse you emotionally to make you feel bad.
Oppression — how many rights would they take away from their darling?
You wouldn't have a lot but you have more than what most darlings would have.
Patience — how patient are they with their darling?
Very patient. He almost never loses his patience or lashes out at you.
Quite — if their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever be able to move on?
I feel like there is a 6-10% he would find another darling if the first one does but it's very unlikely. He loved you very much but if he found another darling he wouldn't love them as much as he did you and probably only have them as a rebound. If darling escapes he would be devastated but try to find you. He is searching all over London and panicking.
Regret — would they ever feel guilty about abducting their darling?
A little but seeing you next to him(wether you want to or not) gets rid of all the guilt.
Stigma — what brought about this side of them (childhood, curiosity, etc)?
Probably childhood. He's never had anyone and the one he did she didn't truly love him and then he killed her(*cough*his mom*cough*) He never truly felt love as now that he has he is not letting go.
Tears — how do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?
He hates it. He doesn't want you to shed tears and scream at him. He expects it he's not to delusional but, he still hates it and it visibly upsets him.
Unique — would they do anything different from the classic yandere?
He doesn't do a lot of non-con stuff and he doesn't put gags and ties on you. He doesn't believe he needs to restrain you and he believes you will warm up to him. He doesn't want to force himself on you because that will only push you away.
Vice — what weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape?
How caring he can be. He is always sweet and understanding with you. He may sometimes if you beg enough take you out. When it comes to you he a bit of a push over.
Wit’s end — would they ever hurt their darling?
If you push his buttons enough then yes. But he wont do it for fun he'll do it because he has to discipline you.
Xoanon — how much would they revere or worship their darling?
He worships you a bit. Not overwhelming but thinks your a gift from the gods because your so beautiful and amazing.
Yearn — how long do they pine after their darling before they snap?
Probably 5-6 months. He just needs to make sure all the preparations for you are perfect and your going to be safe.
Zenith — would they ever break their darling?
I don't think he would. You would probably fall to Stockholm syndrome or fall normally. He's just such a gentleman and would treat you better the non anyone.
Yandere Alphabet w/ Hermes
Affection — how do they show their love and affection?
He'll bake you little goodies and cook you meals. Sometimes they might be drugged with things to call you down but sometimes they're not. He'll also play some songs for you on his violin.
Blood — how messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?
He is willing to get messy but doesn't prefer it. He doesn't like making messes or getting dirty but if he has to he will.
Cruelty — how would they treat their darling once abducted?
Depends on how darling acts. If darling is rude then he is rude if darling is chill then he is nice and gentle. But even then he can be a little sadistic. He just likes to see you cry from time to time and have you beg but nothing much.
Darling — aside from abduction, would they do anything against their darling’s will?
Depends. If darling is being terrible he might need to teach them a lesson and depending on what they did will depend on what he does. He might touch and grope you even if you try to shrug him off. He would never go as far as showing you off on display though. No one but him will get to touch you and see your beauty; not even his family. Ares is to stupid and rough to be able to admire your beauty, Zeus...(well need I say more?), Apollo has so many women and men already he doesn't need another one especially if he is just gonna treat you like a whore.
Exposed — how vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling?
He isn't exposed much. He just doesn't open up not because he doesn't love you he does. But he just doesn't because there truly isn't a need for him to do so.
Fight — how would they feel if their darling fought back?
He would be amused at first then, it would be irritating. He thought it was cute you thought you could escape. Then you kept trying and it's like you don't even see him as a god an just a weak human.
Game — is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling try to escape?
He doesn't view it as a game but finds it pretty amusing. Watching you try and escape from him, a god. He chuckles and let's you get your hopes up and run to find a god to help you. But no god in there right mind is gonna mess with his Darling (Well Buddha will but you didn't reach him in time). He'll then quickly scoop you back into his arms and talk to you in a condescending manner. Why would you think you'd be able to escape?
Hell — what would be their darling’s worst experience with them?
When you tried to run to his brothers or father for help. It pissed him off. You could practically feel his aura coming off him. He kept the same smile but you could tell he was planning something. He slammed you against the wall and pinned you by your neck. Why did you go to his brothers? Did you want them more than him? Did you honestly think they were gonna help you? What was the point? Was it just to make me mad? Your in for a whole world of hurt :/
Ideals — what kind of future do they have in mind for their darling?
One where your basically his lap dog. You obey all his commands and don't put up a fight. You basically fall into Stockholm syndrome and view him as you should've in he first place. A god.
Jealousy — do they get jealous? How do they handle it?
He hardly ever gets jealous but when he does it probably because of something to do with his brothers. You were talking with Ares and although Ares is not competition it pisses him off to no end to see you talking to him. Then Zeus pulls you in and clearly flirting and suggesting things to you. He would simply say something that could be read as aggressive and scoop you up in his arms and take you away.
Kisses — how do they act around or with their darling?
He's the same person he is with everyone else. But he is more loving and gentle with you but also a little sadistic. He'll whisper sweet things in your ear while he is treating your body harshly. He is also an obsessive and manipulative yandere so...
Love letters — how would they go about approaching their darling?
He would try to court you by taking you on dates. He's cooking for you and getting you jewelry if you like that stuff. If that doesn't work then he's kidnapping you lmao.
Mask — are their true colors drastically different from the way they act around everyone else?
Not really but like I said he'll be more loving (and sadistic). You can totally see his yandere behaviors.
Naughty — how would they punish their darling?
By bending you over his lap and spanking you. It is probably psychical but he can and will punish you with non physically.
Oppression — how many rights would they take away from their darling?
Some you keep more than most darlings. He won't rape or SA you. He's better than that and he won't make you walk around with no clothes in his house. You also have free reign of the house and can use whatever you want in the house. Wether that be internet or even knives. You can't call anyone and you need a divine weapon to even hurt him.
Patience — how patient are they with their darling?
He is pretty patient it is gonna take a lot for him to snap. But when he does...you better stay begging and praying.
Quite — if their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever be able to move on?
If darling dies he would be shocked and sad for a bit. He would grieve and move on but he probably won't get another. Its a surprise he felt that way in the first place. If darling escapes he will just find them which want take less than a day.
Regret — would they ever feel guilty about abducting their darling?
No 💀
Stigma — what brought about this side of them (childhood, curiosity, etc)?
Probably more curiosity and wanting to feed this strong emotion he's getting. He can be greedy I mean he's a god after all.
Tears — how do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?
He doesn't always enjoy but he doesn't care much. It will get annoying after a while but if he can't handle it he will gag you.
Unique — would they do anything different from the classic yandere?
Yeah he would probably let you out without supervision. I mean where would you go? He would let you out and you think you would have a chance but then you almost fall to your death and your reminded where you are. He knows you can't get anywhere or hide so he lets you roam and when you think your being slick he ends up by your side in an instant just smirking with a condescending look on his face.
Vice — what weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape?
There isn't anything you could exploit he knows how to keep a cool head. He does everything with purpose and he plans for everything. You ain't escaping him 😂
Wit’s end — would they ever hurt their darling?
He would but would only before his pleasure. If you misbehave he is putting you in his lap and spanking you. Wether or not you enjoy it he is hurting you. He enjoys seeing you beg and helpless for him. It reminds you of your place and how you need to watch your mouth.
Xoanon — how much would they revere or worship their darling?
He isn't worshipping you but he doesn't really expect you to worship him. He honestly doesn't care if you. Does he get some sort of feeling in his chest when you do of course because he is a god. But he isn't like those stuck up gods who need to be showered in mortal's praise.
Yearn — how long do they pine after their darling before they snap?
2 months. He would need to accept his feelings then he would try to court you normally. If that doesn't work he is then preparing his bike for you and after that kidnaping you so honestly could be shorter than 2months.
Zenith — would they ever break their darling?
He would and he would not feel bad about it. He probably wanted to break you in the first place. Strong willed and not giving in easily? Well now your broken lol.