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Yes yes we're very chill. Here's a lil sneak peak of what tf is going on on the server 🤗🤗

Reasons why you should join my REDACTED ASMR SERVER: (“Redacted Central”)

All of our members are super friendly & nice! it's a small community as of rn, but it's worth it!

We don't judge! seriously, we don't.

I (the owner) love doing fun little games in our "E&E GAMES" channel! It's fun, interactive, and super chill!

I uh. I'm the alpha.. and and you do as i say rn, kitten!!! (satire i promise)

we would rather live in constant cringe rather than depression

we have cool roles (and im more than willing to make individual ones if youd like!)

we also have cool bots.

our admin role is literally called "The Shaw Pack" (pob gonna change that to shaw security)

we are cool

we have a lot of fun channels

tbh, we aren't strict at all. like... its prettty chill.

we listen to the community

we are from all around the globeeeee~ all different backgrounds, races, ethnicities, sexualities, genders, etc etc!

YEAH! IM SURE YOU'LL LOVE IT HERE!!! PRESS TO JOINNN!!!

Asher.

Definitely something Asher would do

not even shitting you, had a dream last night where ash said 'erm, what the sigma' in the official, 'serious' pack group chat (with all the older members in it) and gets immediately kicked by david, who refuses to let him back in until he formally apologises for his 'unprofessional behaviour'.

Redacted things i want

-interactions between Sam and Marie

-Guy cooking

-David learning that Sam is terrified of him (still)

-Anton. Just Anton

-more wholesome domestic milo and sweetheart

-Sam sleep aid 

-Guy being very particular about brands of food

-Damien resisting the urge to gush about Huxley (or vice versa)

-David not understanding particular human wedding customs (and nearly having a mental breakdown over it)

-Asher watching a YouTube tutorial on how to tie a tie

-Sam being a mother hen towards Asher and David

-Lasko being all “professor-like”

-Ollie reverse comfort

-Guy discovering the theory channels (if he doesn’t already know about them)

-Gavin watching Bluey 

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I’ll add more to this list later 

hi guys so this is my dog Asher

Can someone make a redacted dating sim? Pretty please?? Most of this fandom are artists and writers, I'm sure there should be some programmers here, right??

So like you pick a character and become their listener to play their route. For example if you chose Asher then you get stuck in an elevator with him and etc.

So basically just redacted but as a game with multiple choices!

And it wouldn't even need voicing since you could just use the characters actual lines (if that's legal idk). Obviously not all the lines would be voiced but still.

AND YOU GET TO CUSTOMIZE YOUR CHARACTER SINCE LISTENERS DON'T HAVE A CANON APPEARANCE!!!! WILD POTENTIAL IF YOU ASK ME

COME ON GUYS LET'S MAKE A DEVELOPMENT TEAM EHEHEHE PUT YOUR DRAWING AND WRITING SKILLS TO USE

Can someone make a redacted dating sim? Pretty please?? Most of this fandom are artists and writers, I'm sure there should be some programmers here, right??

So like you pick a character and become their listener to play their route. For example if you chose Asher then you get stuck in an elevator with him and etc.

So basically just redacted but as a game with multiple choices!

And it wouldn't even need voicing since you could just use the characters actual lines (if that's legal idk). Obviously not all the lines would be voiced but still.

AND YOU GET TO CUSTOMIZE YOUR CHARACTER SINCE LISTENERS DON'T HAVE A CANON APPEARANCE!!!! WILD POTENTIAL IF YOU ASK ME

Since everyone is doing this...Judge me based on my kins! From whom I kin the most to least

Guy

Angel

Asher

Cutie

People can have naturally raspy voices, mkay 🙄🙄

Still cant believe some of yall dont fw Asher hes so cute😭

Baabe gives me major Y/n vibes so I gave them messy bun teehee. Also I imagine them being roughly the same height

While I'm on a 14 hour roadtrip I figured I'd go back to my roots and make redacted characters in gacha..

so I just finished making Honey 😍😍😍😍😘😘🥵 and some random Guy idk

Also my first time trying out gacha life 2 so yay

Next up are Asher and Baabe

Guys look it's Baabe and Asher :33

Credit: skanteryt on tt

If it's something lore-related I usually listen to it while walking to school (a 25 min walk so that's like 2 audios, sometimes 3). However if it's one of those chill fluffy audiosi listen to it in bed and just hope I don't fall asleep in the middle of it. But I can only listen to my favorites in bed, or else I just get bored.

Another thing I started doing is buying puzzles and mosaics that I can put together to keep my hands occupied while listening

But I always, no matter the circumstances, act out the dialogue

as someone with a short attention span its rare that i can just sit through an audio and do nothing else, especially if its a long one or a character im not so interested in. so i just wondered if anyone else is the same, and if so, lmk what you do while you listen Xx

reblog this pretty pleasee 🫶

Uhhhh I totally forgot about this lmao soooo

While I'm on a 14 hour roadtrip I figured I'd go back to my roots and make redacted characters in gacha..

so I just finished making Honey 😍😍😍😍😘😘🥵 and some random Guy idk

Also my first time trying out gacha life 2 so yay

Next up are Asher and Baabe

When people make Asher just plain stupid

Let's play a game!

What does the redacted fandom do/ what are character Mischarecterizations that piss you off? Like, I mean, you could go on RANTS for HOURS about how much it angers you?

I'll go first, I HATE. HATE HATE HATE. When either A: David is written as an abusive asshole and Angel is an UWU weak softy. Or B:Angel is boiled down to sex jokes.

I-......oh WOW.

im both.

Since everyone is doing this...Judge me based on my kins! From whom I kin the most to least

Guy

Angel

Asher

Cutie

Asher

A/N - Redactober goes on! we got the best boi Asher Being happy instead of crying and or dying like usual u can thank @ashertickler for this

Deputy Read By The Lovely @achios

The Prompt Was

Asher x Baaabe Fluff

When it comes down to doing impulsive things Asher was not foreign to it. Tired of his current hair color? Cool, let's go dye it bright orange. Baaabe mentioned they wanted a nice-looking jacket. Cool, let's go buy every color they have so they can make it match with all their outfits. 

I mean it wasn’t the first time Asher went out and bought something on impulse. That leather jacket he brought David was an impulsive buy. He couldn’t help it, seeing it there made him think of Gabe and when he thought of Gabe in his jacket he couldn’t help but think of David in one. 

Did he have to buy it and give it to David? No, not really. Did he do it? Yes, that's his best friend after all.  Now with that in mind, he hoped Baaabe didn’t mind his latest purchase. Yeah, it was over a hundred dollars– that didn’t matter.. Maybe?  

After all, who doesn’t like fondue? Well probably people who hate chocolate and or cheese– but that doesn’t matter. Not right now at least.. He wanted to set this up, that way if his partner got upset the smell of melted chocolate would calm them. 

They did have chocolate right? 

—

‘’ You did what. ‘’ Baaabe stood crossed armed, slightly upset. Though to Asher they looked really hot right now. 

‘’ I may or may have not brought a fondue machine ‘’ he couldn’t help but let the nervous chuckles leave his throat 

“ Asher Talbot. ‘’ 

That was the full name, perhaps he was fucked. 

‘’ How much? ‘’

‘’ What? ‘’

‘’ How much did you spend Asher ‘’

‘’ So about that.. ‘’ he could feel their eyes on him. 

‘’ How much? ‘’ 

‘’ A little over a hundred. ‘’ at this point asher couldn’t help but look at the ground. Maybe this was a bad purchase. 

‘’ Well did you get the stuff for fondue? ‘’ Baaabe had uncrossed their arms they were now looking at Asher. They were still upset, there was no doubt about that. But maybe some melted chocolate would be good right now. 

‘’ Well– I didn’t exactly get- the stuff.. I just brought the machine. ‘’ more nervous chuckles cleared his throat. They didn’t have chocolate- so maybe they could make cheese fondue?

Baaabe sighed deeply before reaching for the cabinets. ‘’ you turn on the machine and I’ll look for some stuff. ‘’ Asher couldn’t help but breathe a sigh of relief and made his way to plug up said machine. 

‘’ How about we avoid purchases like this from now on hm? ‘’ Baaabe said walking over with a bowl. Now what does the mixture contain? Cheese, cornstarch, and some other things they managed to find. 

‘’ I will try. ‘’ 

‘’ Better than nothing. ‘’ Baaabe said as they breathed a sigh of defeat. 

—

‘’ Ash you’re going to burn your to- ‘’ Before they could get the rest of their sentence out Asher started vibrating from the pain of the hot cheese. Perhaps this was a bad idea, a funny one. But a stupid one– they’d make him return this after they were done with it anyway. 

‘’ I’ll grab the ice. ‘’ they sighed as they opened the freezer. He was their husband and they wouldn’t change him for anything.. Sometimes.

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Taglist ~ @dawnofiight @achios @ashertickler @sunsickcrab @porters-fangs @yournewmusictaste

sam, angel, sweetheart, and babe after their first times with darlin, david, milo, and ash

If there’s something strange

in your neighborhood

Who you gonna call

Shaw Security!

Packmates Trio as INCORRECT QUOTES

I don’t care what anyone says these three would have the most CHAOTIC friendship and their mates would just be so over it.

Random idea that I instantly fell in love with:

ASHER AND LOVELY AS FRIENDS:

- okay give me a moment to explain my idea:

I’m imagining these two meeting after the Inversion, and bonding a little over both getting severely injured: (Ash almost losing his life, and Lovely turning into a vampire and losing their humanity)

More under the cut:

Okay,okay,okay- these two have the most self deprecating humor:

Imagine this:

Asher: dude stop being so fucking dumb, you don’t have to eat actual human food anymore you vampire freak

Lovely: stfu I don’t wanna hear about eating habits from the dude that almost died wearing flamingo boxers

Asher: *dying laughing* fuck you

David: …I’m so done with this pack

But ALSO! They’re super protective over each other, and Sam is dying of wholesomeness.

Asher begs Lovely to go on pack runs with him, which they’d much rather spend with chilling with the mates (Lovely fucking adores Angel, Babe, and Sweetheart)

But when Lovely finally gives in and runs with everyone, they have the fucking TIME OF THEIR LIFE.

They may or may not have “accidentally” kicked over Asher and laughed as he struggled to catch up to kick their ass

PLAYFIGHTS

Star Wars marathons

Shitty Netflix shows marathons with the packmates.

These two prank the SHIT out of David and he hates it.

Lovely teases David about Angel CONSTANTLY

Asher calls Lovely Sparky, Lovely calls him chickenshit (but Ashy in front of his mate)

Sweetheart LOVES Lovely (they think Lovely’s hot)

Let’s just admit all of the Shaw pack mates collectively thirst over Vincent’s partner.