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Xaden: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.

Violet: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.

Xaden: I said within reason, Violet. How about I murder that guy?

Violet: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?

Xaden: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?