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My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

The Addams Family (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

When two water fountains have a better relationship than you.

Mazel tov. (via tettracat)

Relationship goals

I want to find someone who looks at me the way I look at pizza.

Relationship goals

i think a lot of people are scared of relationships because what if you fall in love and what is you open up and you’re super happy and everything seems right 

and then they leave you

idk i just think about that a lot

👅👅💦

가장 좋은 커플, 친구, 연인, 예. 그게 다야, 사랑은 섹시하고, 마술적이고, 고통스럽고, 아무 것도 진짜가 아니다. aesthetic; ulzzang knockout.kid & ironjagang

"I told you not to wear those."

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I wanna stand in our kitchen or our living room or our bedroom or even our hotel room and dance

We can party or be goofy or just put our arms around each other and sway. Maybe we do it all, just bc we can

Update: We got together

How to ask a girl out??

I'm talkig to this girl and I really like her. I think she likes me back and I really want to as her to be my girlfriend. Any suggestions?

I can not stress how much I love these two

Mean come on

LOOK AT THEM!!!

when together they just djdjcnekskskfkdjsjshdh >w<

Greatest love story ever XD

𝙈𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙙𝙚𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙚𝙥𝙞𝙨𝙤𝙙𝙚

I wanna travel a lot and fuck you in every city/place/country we go to.

Guten Tag 😃

Meine Lieblingsseele auf Erden. Möge dein Abend so hell wie dein Lächeln sein. ☀️😊

Es sitzt die Gute-Laune-Fee auf einem schönen 🌞Sonnenstrahl, blinzelt durch dein Fenster rein, und grüßt dich heute mal.

Sie kommt von mir, das kannst du mir glauben, und wird dein Wochenende dir verzaubern. 😄

(¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´ ¸.•´ ¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•. Liebe Grüße für Dich, und eine herzliche Umarmung! Khamis..!

سلام

سلاما على من مر وعطر وطيب الخاطر .. و سلاما على أحرف لا تقال وهي أبلغ مما يقال وسلام على من صمت وبداخله مدن من الكلام ‏سلامٌ على من مرّ على مُرّنا فحلّاه ، سلامٌ على من رآنا منهكين فأراحنا و لو بدُعاء سلاما على الّذين يزهرون القلوب إذا نزلوا بها، وكأنّهم في بقاع الأرض أنهارا ..سلاما على الذين إذا مرّوا على قلوبنا، مرّوا خفافا، فلم يجرحوا، ولم يطعنوا، ولم يتركوا آثار أقدامهم عالقة، ولم يورثونا حسرة أو ندامة. … وسلاما على من رد السلام……

Frauen!

Jede Frau sollte einen Mann treffen der ihr sagt; Ich habe dich nie vergessen...

LG Khamis 🌹

Now, this is what i crave. Nothing more, nothing less.

🖤