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So I just watched this Winnie The Pooh horror movie and can I just say FUCK YEAH like honestly, they're making so many boring remakes like the little mermaid, tangled, snow white they're all going to be the same of worse. They already made the cartoon versions for kids and people who like those kinds of movies GIVE US SOMETHING DIFFERENT I would pay good money to see a Little Mermaid horror movie they could be so good if they just gave it a try. Disney just needs to do something different because most of their movies have sucked lately. It's great cause they could use the same characters and all they have to do is change the plot around a little bit. All in all, watching Piglet eat someone was an experience so I definitely recommend
I'm not gonna deny that a lot of remakes of films and shows can be pretty shit in comparison to the original but it always makes me laugh when I see people scoff and scream in outrage that 'some things should be alone' and 'remakes shouldn't be allowed' because like.
Gurl wtf you think fanfiction is.
I'm ready for Disney to go back to being Disney ANIMATION studios! I'm all for inclucivity, but you can't just do the bare minimum and claim it's good because it features minorities. Or even worse, start remaking every single thing you've already done before, just in a lackluster version. I wish these companies would see that these projects aren't doing well and change directions. Besides, you'd think they'd learn because nearly every live action remake (Disney or not) involves some sort of "scandal" with one of the actors.
Examples:
Ian Ousley (Sokka) aledgedly lying about his race.
liu yifei (Mulan) supporting Hong Kong police causing people to boycott the movie.
Rachel Zegler (Snow White) acting like she couldn’t care less about the role and having an overall entitled attitude, making people dislike it when the film hasn't even been released yet.
The list goes on. I am absolutely tired of seeing the "magic" being sucked out of everything. I feel like I grew up with some pretty good animated movies, but what is there for people nowadays. Elemental? Wish?!?!?!?
And please don't start to mention the countless different "companies/shows" Disney has bought the rights to. Really, I think that's part of their problem. They're trying so hard to keep all these different things afloat that they're all sinking. They are trying to do too many cash grabs at once, and the quality is seriously suffering.
Disney knows, or at least knew, how to make a classic romance. There's nothing wrong with that. In fact, I'd say stick to what you know until you can get going.
And another thing, I hear there's supposed to be a Moana 2! Moana isn't even that old. They're not even letting an ample amount of time pass before they start another ploy. Where are the original ideas? Because all we're getting is revisited versions of things they've already done. And isn't common knowledge by now the running joke that the majority of Disney sequels are trash?
Now for the extra controversial option. I'm over the live action race swapping of characters we've already seen. It's one thing if it's a book. Sure, I can get behind that. But it's getting to the point that they're just swapping out anyway white person with a minority girl and calling that diversity. Can we PLEASE have some more diverse main original characters?
Plus, diversity is not having one person of color and calling it a day. Diversity isn't even having a full cast of one minority. In order to be diverse, there actually has to be a group of multiple different types of people. They think they can just throw in one black people, and all of a sudden, they're so with the times.
Then you only ever see 3 different types: black people, Latinx, and Asian (typically only Japanese or Korean). But I just have to say that that is not as diverse as people make it seem. And why is it that these minorities never interact. It's either all one minority or minorities with white people. Absolutely no in between.
Then, to top it off, I want to get back to catchy songs. A good example of this was Encanto. Not only did it focus on a topic besides romance (family bonds), but it also features a minority family in which each member looks like some actual representation. That on top of the fact the music was good, made Encanto popular despite not having much marketing I'm the beginning. You go from songs like "we don't talk about Bruno" and "Surface Pressure" to.... "This is the thanks I get" from wish.
I feel like they need more people who are passionate about what they do. Even if it's not for the whole movie, just certain aspects. Lin Manuel Miranda is known for his music. Great! He's passionate about it that's one of the reasons it was so good. Who exactly wrote the songs for wish? That is the question.
Anyway... that's all I had to say. Just felt like complaining.
Director's trying to validate their poor decisions will never not be funny. Because no one is trying to claim that they didn't have a "vision" or an "innovative spin," we're just saying it's bad.
Also, if they truly feel like there's too much pressure to appease to old fans, why make it to begin with. They're always trying to remake things that no one asked for anyway. There's only so many times you can remake old beloved things before there's nothing left to remake. Then you sit back and look and realize, "What's actually been accomplished?" Nothing that hasn’t already been done.
They try to make it seem like it's a simple difference, like putting pineapple on pizza, but instead, they pull something out of left field like putting random roadkill on it.
Isn't it ironic how Ever after high, a show adamant on promoting the idea of creating new stories instead of retelling the same ones, was shut down by Disney, a studio that's obsessed with remakes and retelling the same stories ?
Don't mind me. Just venting for the millionth time about a cartoon that didn't get an ending and was basically murdered.🥺🥺
the greatest key change in the history of all music is before the last chorus in can you feel the love tonight. anyone who disagrees can fight me
I'd love to see Video Game Demakes.
Like imagine Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword but downgraphic'd.
What's a game you'd be curious to see de-made?