Reminder For My ONE HUNDRED New Followers (holy Shit!) That You Can Find All My Main Organizational Tags In The Pinned Post! - Tumblr Posts

#my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #OP YOU ARE A GENIUS #WHAT DO YOU MEAN #DO YOU NEED AN AUDIENCE #I CAN GO WATCH IT AND IM GONNA PAY THE TICKETS #better a life that is a sitcom than a convulted telenovela

Lmfao that's my tag for funny personal anecdotes! I'd appreciate the audience; most of the posts filed under that tag have very few notes. You can search it on my blog to find more wacky shit that's happened to me over the years

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing