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Well I just watched shirrako do the Lady D fight and it was...not great in my opinion. They really could have done more, like using the environment to get her instead of just going full Rambo. Also look ok I get Ethan is the main character but no one can survive 4 stab wounds to the stomach after losing fingers and then being dropped from that high

An Everyone is (more or less) Happy AU

Spoilers for the ending

Feel free to add your own thoughts if you'd like

Also take everything with a grain of salt im not well versed with the resi lore but its an AU so whatever

Ethan and Chris make a tentative alliance with the 4 lords to defeat Miranda

Alcina uses her giant dragon form to carry everyone to safety

Blue Umbrella stabilize Ethan but unable to save his arm, they make him a robotic prosthetic

Blue Umbrella stabilize Moreau and Donna to remove their disfigurations, Moreau becomes a full fishman like the one from hellboy and he works for Blue Umbrella as an underwater agent (finding a family with the soldiers)

Donna loses her right eye (Bela helps her get used to a glass eye)

Ethan and his family live happily, helping rose get control of her powers, Ethan retires thanks to a stipend given to him to keep his mouth shut about the mutants

Alcina and the girls take over leadership of the villages (im assuming there's more than one Miranda had control over) taking in blood donations from the village maidens as a way to prolong and increase the supply, criminals get sent to the castle for punishment (just so the girls can have their "fun")

Heisenberg gets to do whatever he wants (within reason) maybe helping out the Blue Umbrella with weapons or taking out wild mutants with his metal army

I just want them all to be happy bro

Love the happy AU, although if they group up with Chris the Lords would be joining Blue Umbrella. The 'good' Umbrella. BSAA ain't that good anymore as of the end of Village. One of the corpses Chris' squad retrieves is a B.O.W soldier. It's like super quick when they show it cause Chris makes some mention about going to the euro hq to find out what happened. Also the way Chris reacts to BSAA showing up.

Thanks for letting me know! I haven't finished watching a playthrough yet as the person I'm watching uploads only 1.5 hr sections once a day. I only guessed BSAA cuz I googled "what organization does chris redfield work for" and it came up BSAA 😅. Ill update the two posts to be more accurate.

Ah shit sorry for spoilering BSAA. The Blue involvement goes back to RE7 though iirc, it's more evident in Chris' dlc.

Im fine with spoilers! I haven's seen much of 7 or its DLCs (mostly the Joe DLC) but still thanks for the info, I genuinely love the lore of these games even if I can't play them

So the baby in the Benviento basement is never explained so I'm just gonna see it as Donna carrying a radio that plays the baby sounds chasing Ethan while he's tripping out

Him dying is her smacking him with the radio

Me before finishing RE8: "Ethan is a stinky poopy man, bad protag! 😤"

Me after finishing RE8: *sobbing* " Ethan is a good man who didn't deserve this! All he wanted was to save Rose!"

I find it so sad and yet so appropriate that I had to kill Cassandra last as she is my favorite of the three daughters.

Alcina, holding Ethan: Stinky moldy man

Mia: No! Stop being mean!

Alcina, swinging him back and forth: Stinky bastard man

Mia, trying to grab him: NO!!!!

Bela, not looking up from her book: Naughty boy.  Brat man.

Mia: NOOOO!

Ethan: *accepting his situation*

I like to think that before being infected with the cadou, Salvatore was a genius doctor and scientist. Based on the fact that in the under water village there is a Moreau's clinic. I also like to think that he helped Miranda as a fellow scientist before she turned on him and used the cognitive control of the cadou to have him forget her betrayal

I merged Ethan and Mia in face app and it really does look like teen Rose (to me at least)

I kinda like the face app version more cuz she looks more like Ethan

Why did they pose her like an insta baddie tho?  That leg placement and that butt pop, (¬‿¬)

Ch. 2 is UP!  Focusing on Donna this time!  I hope I did her and Angie justice.

Chapter 4 is UP!  This one focuses on our boy Karl, the longest chapter to date! We are almost at the finish line, just 2 more chapters to go (miranda and the epilogue)!