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I find it charming that an ugly old man brings so many people together ily rickfuckers



why do I find this scene hot
That's hot.
Oh god, that's hot.
Rick, I have two bucks and twenty-five cents, but I'll get on my knees and beg for you to do something, anything to me (IloveyousomuchandImsoverynormalaboutyou-)
*Rick smirks and Morty shudders*
Ugh...why..? I'm gonna leave...
*Morty leaves the garage*
Heh, I can think of another reason why I would have a desprate slut like you get on their knees
*Rick pushes you on your knees, grabs your hair, so you're looking up at him and spits on you*
One thing I LOVE about rickfuckers (besides them being super chill) is that in their posts, they will tell you in explicit detail how much they want to fuck the old man and how they would do it. Like going through their tag is wild.
Never thought I'd be doing a poll like this but...fuck it




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