River Song X The Doctor - Tumblr Posts

i don't think i've ever laughed more in my life than when i read this

River: Doctor, have you seen my diary? The Doctor:...Maybe River: Can you give it back? The Doctor:...Maybe River: Why do you have it? The Doctor: The Doctor:...Maybe River: That doesn't even-

The Doctor: *acts like an idiot* Amy: Is he always like this? River: No, not always. Amy: Really?!? River: Really! Most of the time he acts like a dumbass instead. Honestly, this is some real improvement.

Could someone please do me the honor of creating this? I sadly do not have the patience or writing skills.

Doctor Who/The Labrynth fic

12 forgets Missy's b-day. She takes her revenge by tricking 13, via lipstick, into creating a Labrynth with Missy being the goblin queen. They kidnap 10&Donna, 11&ThePonds, and 12&Bill. Missy takes away the companions and tells the doctors that if they want to get them back they need to reach the goblin castle at the center of the Labrynth. The Doctors get separated after Missy goes back to her castle. Hijinks ensue, obviously it's safe 13 helped build it but not too safe Missy was there as well

-all the "kidnapped" companions plus 13's fam are watching on a large flat screen enjoying themselves immensely

-river gets a distress call from the tardis and goes to investigate

-Character roles (loosely): 12 is Sarah(obviously), 11 is Bluto, 10 is Sir didymus, 13 is Hoggle (but when he was being helpful)

-Doctor and their test: 10=bog of eternal stench, 11=firegang, 12=the masquerade, 13= trash heap

-They all meet up outside the goblin city and take it by storm

-the Doctors are pretty cross that entertainment occurred at their expense

》Nardole has been tied up the whole time《