Roger The Janitor - Tumblr Posts
(HGgHGHGhG— I love him so much-)
Roger uwu, so cute
So Roger do you like the lady?
So Roger strange question buttttt have you ever been/lived in the Pale City?
“ I’ve lived there before. (Wasn’t fun..) “
So sense you have lived/have been to pale city dose that mean you've heard of the Thin Man?
Did you know that the lady can change kids into nomes!?!?!?!?!
“ ..She can? That’s-.. huh. I- didn’t actually know that. “
Ok but like Do you like your job? Or are you forced to do your job?
Ok ok this is random buttttttt HERE TAKE A BAGLE *RUNS*
“ ..I- didn’t plan on eating today, but… sssure! Thanks. “ ‘|)
Hey janitor your not gonna capture me are you? I'm kinda lost
“ I don’t- think I should anyways. “
Thought Bagel Anon threw a pokeball at Janitor, and I was like, "oh no!"
Well other Anon thanks for the idea! *throws a pokeball at the Janitor*
Hey janitor ummmm... CHEESE ATTACK
*throws 3 slices of cheese at the janitor*
“ -..I-…o-okay..?? “
*Hand You A Small Sculpture Of A Nome* A Little Gift For You! (・∀・)
Hey Jnaitor sorry for some people being rude sooo *gives janitor a hug* hope this makes you happy :)
*gives the janitor some roses*
Here you go! Hope you enjoy these roses! You can keep them... OR you can give them to someone~
“ You’re too kind, I swear.. “
[ He’s very happy about this. ]
Hey Janitor *pulls out a tray of with six cookies* cookies for you and Bellman <3
“ Want one? “ |)
“ …Sure. “
Quick question, what are you and bellman relationship at right now?
“ …Well- uh— it’s hard to say. We aren’t exactly- friends. We’re just familiars. Coworkers. Though I try to at least be nice. “
Hey janitor...
Sans the skeleton
“ …I’m- sorry, I.. don’t know who that is. “
(Megalovania slowly begins to play in the background.)
Spamton: HEY [BLIND LONG ARM CLEANING MAN] DO YOU WANT TO BE A [BIG SHOT]!?!?
“ …Who are you and how did you get in here, w- wha- “
[ Roger is clearly baffled by the appearance of SPAMTON G. SPAMTON. Care to enlighten him? ]
Spamton: YOU'VE. NEVER. HEARD. OF. ME...
HEHAHAHA
ITS ME SPAMTON G. SPAMTON THE [NUMBER 1 RATED SALES MAN] WITH THE BEST [HALF PRICED SALAMY]!!! SO NOW THAT YOU [FRIEND REQUEST ACCEPTED] ME... DO YOU MIND TELLING ME WHERE THE [$!@$] I AM!?!?
[ ..He mumbled that name to himself a couple of times, to keep it stuck in his head. He then nodded, and held out a somewhat friendly hand. ] “ Well, it’s- nice to meet you, Spamton- uh.. you’re in the Maw. A really big boat that acts as a restaurant and a resort of sorts. “
Spamton: WELL GOD [$!@$] IT THAT [[CLOW AROUND TOWN] REALLY SCREWED ME OVER [not again...why... Stop...it...hurts..] AND SO DID MIKE
*Spamton stops looking chilled then looks to the floor*
Mike... [[hello? is anyone there?... help]]
WHAT NO I DIDNT SAY THAT... but it sounds like they were talking to you... WELL CAN YOU HELP A [STRANGER] OUT AND GET ME BACK TO MY SHOP?
[ …He- he won’t- question it. Out loud, at least she won’t… ]
“ Well.. uh.. I could try..? But I don’t exactly know.. how- to- uh- I don’t know how. “