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GET DUNKED ON

Henchmaniac here! (I have forcibly made the triangle my father)

I am going to steal all of your specially made gloves! And all of your left shoes!

Bye Sixer!

What am I supposed to say to that? You just can't leave me at the end of what you're saying. What do you mean by Henchmaniac? You people seriously need help..

Yummy

Heyyyy Ford!

1] How's Stan doing?

2] How close are you to Dipper and Mabel's house?

3] Where do you keep your

PENS?

1.) Terrible, his body got possessed once again by who else? Great timing.. right when we were supposed to drop by and visit @pinetreethefinetree and @mabelpinesfantasywohoo 2.) We're actually IN California, but not yet near their house. Which is a good thing, cause I've been purposely delaying it since the situation with Stanley isn't gonna get better by itself! 3.) Bottom to the left drawer from my desk and in the secret compartment in the upper right inside of the compartment space.

Not anymore! Bottom surgery!

Now then, i must ask the question:

Where do you keep your

PENIS

I-IN MY PANTS?

WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING?

@stanford-pines1952 fuck you (Also dad misses you)

@corvid-bird @thetransgenderlivinginyourwalls LETS GET HIS ASS WOOO

Or we could bite people?

D O N T W O R R Y H E S F I N E

YAYYYYY PENSSS :D

Henchmaniac here! Where do you store pens, I’m gonna eat them!

”my pens…? Uh…I don’t have a lot of them, I don’t want you to eat them so…”

Max: "... Is he okay??"

AU!Ford: "You would never catch me dead saying that. Complete nonsense."

AU!Stan: "Unless yer drunk."

Teena: "Uncle Stan, I don't think dad would say that even if he is inebriated."

AU!Stan: "Jus' sayin, never say never."

Alex: "WHO LET DAD INTO THE GEN ALPHA SLANG JAR-"

[Yes this is how I imagine it would be like in the family if Ford ever did properly adopt Gen Z/Alpha slang. The slang of his time was fine, but now some of the family(Just Ford, Teena and Max) think whatever is spewing from the mouths of youngsters are complete nonsense; not even English. The rest just point and laugh for the most part.]

I am alpha sigma.