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Roman: WHO PUT TEAR GAS IN MY ROOM!
Remus: HAHAHA YOU FELL FOR IT
Roman: IM GONNA KILL YOU FOR REWING MY HAIR
*Later*
Virgil: Thanks for taking the blame
Remus: No problem
*Both highfive*
Logan: I've got a five year plan
Roman: Oh I have one for around the next 24 hours then blurriness. Maybe some dragons? Oh! Definitely a true loves kiss.
Roman: Whos in our bathroom?
Patton: I hired a drunk guy to compliment us
Roman: Ooooh
Remus: ArE yOu A mOdEl
Roman: yes
Happy Birthday Logan!
The sides: Happy Birthday Logan!
Logan: Why are you all dressed up? Its not that big of an accomplishment to live for another year.
The sides: ...
Roman: Just eat the f**king cake
Patton: *Grabs onto Virgil's hood* Your not escaping this one kiddo!
Virgil: You do realise I can just * slips out of hoodie*
Patton: *Grabs Virgil's shirt* What you gonna do now, take your shirt off?
Roman: please do
Virgil: what
Roman: what
Thomas: *Summons the sides*
Roman: Are you serious! I was in the middle of a battle!
Patton: Kiddo why is there a sword in your chest.
Roman: oh yeah forgot about that
Roman: *Passes out*
"Roman": Virgil wait *Takes off wig to show Deceit* Its me Deceit!
Virgil: B***h I knew! You were only wearing a wig.
Roman: I'm the winner!
Deceit: what no its Remus
Remus: FUCK YOU
Roman: OMG HES NOT CENSORED!
Logan: You can't say that!
Virgil: HE CAN SAY IT BUT I CANT! DOUBLE STANDARDS!
Roman: who's the hottest uber driver you've had?
Remus: uh, I never went to oover gava
Logan: You guys are psychos! You've seen one too many TV shows!
Remus: Watching TV Shows doesn't create psychos Logan! Cancelling them does! *Stabs Roman* The Wayans Brothers was a good show man! It was a good-ass show and we didn't even get a final episode!
Roman: Don't worry, with Virgil we can conquer anything
Virgil: And were also gonna need a boat
Roman: With Virgil and a boat we can conquer anything
Patton: And an experienced sea captain
Roman: UGH! With Virgil, a boat and an experienced sea captain we can conquer anything
Roman: 🎶 You and me, anyday, love your hair 🎶
Virgil: *Takes off headphones* What?
Roman: no, I love the air!
Kid Roman: Dad I think theres something in my room
Patton: There's nothing here-
Kid Remus: *falls off the ceiling* OH SO IM NOTHING NOW
Patton & Kid Roman: *Screams*
Virgil: I’m sorry about tonight
Roman: I’m Sorry About Tonight! We found the title for Hot topic's follow-up s*x tape.
Remy: I love working here we have alot of laughs,
Remy: F**k off Roman, I'm not going to your f**king perfomance.
Patton: Happy Birthday Virgil
Virgil: I cant swim
Everyone: what
Virgil: You uncultured swines
Roman: And our second option is surveillance footage of Detective Logan Sanders soliciting drugs using perfect grammar.
Logan: It's not that weird to say, "may I have some cocaine?"
Roman: It is.
Virgil: That stuff with us is in the past. We talked about that.
Roman: I know, but that was before you saw me in this dope ass tux. I mean you must be freaking out.
Virgil: Oh, I really am. I'm really into rented clothes. I love how many butts have been in them.
Patton: You know, Roman gives Virgil flowers everyday. I wish you'd do that.
Logan: okay?
*Later*
Virgil: Wha...
Logan: *Handing him flowers* I don't get it either
Updated angst theme songs
Virgil: Brave As A Noun ~ Andrew Jackson Jihad
Roman: 100 Bad Days ~ AJH
Logan: Born Without A Heart ~ Faouzia
Patton: Little Girl ~ Faith Marie
Deceit: Stupid & Anxious ~ Joel Faviere