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Rose: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Samberly: Maybe a bit tipsy?

Jarvis: Drunk.

Daniel: Wasted.

Peggy: Dead.

Daniel: What makes you all smile?

Rose: Friends and family.

Samberly: Snacks.

Peggy: Victory and success.

Jarvis: Face muscles.

Kidnapper: We have your child

Rose: I don’t have a child?

Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?

Rose: Oh my god you have Daniel

Rose: Wakey Wakey Eggs and Bakey!

Jason: But I’m a vegan.

Rose: Wakey Wakey Vegetables and Sadness.

Peggy, texting Rose: *sends a voice message*

Rose, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?

Peggy: No, don’t worry, just listen later.

*later*

Rose: *presses play*

Peggy’s voice message: THERE’S A FIRE

Peggy: What’s the scariest horror movie you’ve ever watched?

Jarvis: IT.

Rose: Annabelle.

Daniel: Paranormal Activity.

Samberly: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn’t know the words.

Peggy: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get her so fast?

Jarvis: Several traffic violations.

Rose: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Daniel: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Samberly: Also that’s not our car.

Peggy: Oh, here’s my award for the most rules broken!

Rose: That’s not an award, it’s an angry letter from our boss.

Peggy, hanging it on her wall: Well, it has the word ‘most’ in it, so I’m calling it an award!

Jack: Daniel, do your thing.

Peggy: stop it. You think every time you send Daniel to say “please? For me?” I’ll do whatever you want. Well, it’s not going to work this time

Jack, Rose, Samberly, Jarvis:

Daniel: …Please? For me?

Peggy:

Peggy: Dammit.