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I come from a far away land known as “Instagram”. I bring Half Life posters. That’s it. Also I have no idea how tumblr works but it’s fiiiiiiiine.

[Didn’t we already see this?]

(I think so? I want to say we saw this a month ago.)

[Ok, why are we seeing this again?]

(Uhhh, oh! New output!)

[huh. weird.]

gay people go brrrr

[Ugh, damnit.]

(Hey, are you ok? What happened?)

[One of our bots must have gotten sucked into that stupid portal.]

(Aw man. Was it one of the newer ones?)

[Yep]

(Ugh...wait, this was sent from that universe, right?)

[Yes, why?]

(We can see what's going on in another universe! Imagine the amount of information we could get from this! Hold on, let me get the file back up.)

(Ok, it looks like these two are Yona and Gianni. Other than that, we don't have much information on them)

[Well, I guess we have our work cut out for us.]

This poster was inspired by Escapism from Steven Universe.

(I’ve always like the area above the void.)

[Yeah, it’s nice. It’s really relaxing...]

(...what’s that?)

[What do you mean? Oh, what? That’s weird.]

(I’ll look into it)

[You’re putting it here too?]

(Hey! There hasn’t been any vortigaunt pictures on this output! I should be allowed one vort picture for every output.)

[There’s two!]

(They were taken with the same bot, so I’m counting it as one.)

(hmmm)

[What’s up?]

(What? Oh, nothing. Just...nevermind)

[Picture day?]

(Picture day.)

[Sometimes, I think he purposely looks mysterious because he thinks it's funny.]

(You think? He does. He came to me yesterday asking how he can look more mysterious.)

[What did you say?]

(I told him that maybe doing that eye glow thing could work.)

[...yeah, it kinda worked.]

[What?]

(What's wrong?)

[There's something wrong with...wait a minute... is that Ori-]

...CONNECTION LOST...

...RETRYING CONNECTION...

...CONNECTION FAILED...

...NEW SIGNAL FOUND...

...CONNECTING...

...CONNECTION SUCCESFUL!

...VERIFYING CONNECTION...

...VERIFICATION ERROR...

...AUDIO CHECK... ...OK

...VISUAL CHECK... ...OK

...VIDEO CHECK... ...FAILED

What is this thing?

thud

Oh shi-

...SHUTTING DOWN...

Based off of a comic @wingeddonkey made. I made two different versions because why not?

funny dialog under read more

previous tags were like "someone should draw this." it's not a drawing, but it's close enough, right?

Eli and Alyx kinda do the same thinking pose with hand on chin movement <3

I bet nothing timeline altering will happen if you take the briefcase

(OG image after cut)

apple!

Fun fact: Willem Dafoe is really good for references (Alt version/reference under cut)

Willem Dafoe pt 2, electric boogaloo!

(ref under cut)

btw I totally meant to post this like a week ago, but I kept forgetting. but it's ok! it's here now! wooo!