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I had to draw this one. . .




LOUIE. THE CAPTAIN HAS BEEN IN TEARS ALL WEEK. WE KNOW YOU TOOK HIS UGLY YELLOW RUBBER THING HE LOVES SO MUCH WHAT DID YOU DO WITH IT WHERE IS IT unless it was not you in which case have a lovely day! :^)
I'll be honest, I didn't think I would have to have another rescue mission in place. It looks like that trinket Louie's been safeguarding in his pockets all this time belongs to somebody else. . . I'm so sorry about the trouble. I called him over to ask him about this, but he only told me that I'd "never catch him alive!" and promptly ran off into the bedroom.
. . . I think his left boot was squeaking. . .
- Captain Olimar
Serein here— Nobody exclusively on Tumblr knows this, but I've been writing in the canon galactic common cursive from Pikmin 4 that I deciphered (chart available on the SAD Dad blog) almost constantly. It's in my agenda, my personal notes, anything I want to read to myself. . . I thought I'd post this ask rewritten in the proper font! I imagine that Olimar is a traditional sort who sees importance in sitting down and meditating over some ink. He'll handwrite his mail and scan it over into digital text! Of course, he can't do this out on the field, but it's his favourite part of his nighttime routine. . . Well, besides reading all of his inbox, first, of course.

Hey olimar
How many pikpik carrots could a pikmin pick if a pikmin could pick pikpik carrots.
What a cute tongue twister! I tried to read this one out loud to Louie, and I didn't do all that well at all. He just raised his brow and admonished me! "As many PikPik carrots as a pikmin could pick, if pikmin could pick PikPik carrots. What kind of question is that?" He said, clean as a whistle. I don't think it's very nice to show up your elders, but it was pretty impressive.
Does that answer your question?
- Captain Olimar