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Unwanted and Unprompted but here's why Reiji, Ruki, Ayato, Yuma, and Subaru are the only virgins in the Sakamaki and Mukami families. This is all for fun and not serious and virginity is a social construct
Shu: probably has a playlist of just his partners moaning
Kanato and Azusa: Definetely got pegged/just got that vibe
Laito and Kou: Unfortunate circumstances
Yuma: Canonically the Virgin Mary
Reiji: Mama Reiji is definetely saving himself for marriage while insulting humans for doing the same thing for religious reasons. He also doesn't see anyone as good enough to be his partner. Will lose his virginity to a book
Ruki: He could get it but he wouldn't cause like Reiji no one meets his qualifications/humans are livestock. He's saving himself for someone/livestock who does
Ayato: OrE sAmA
Subaru: He literally puts himself in the locker, he does the bullying for the bullies. Probably self identifies as a virgin but would be embarrassed if anyone said it
Edits:
Yuma: He's hot and can literally eat the rich if he wants to. - changed to reflect the truth
Unwanted and Unprompted but here's the Sakamaki and Mukami listed by most humane based on the anime/memes/some fanfiction (but really on nothing) with real short explanations
MOST
Yui - Ducking Obviously
Yuma - teddy bear but not Teddy the Bear
Subaru - Baby boiii
Shuu - DHLLHGAF
Kou - Idol
Ayato - Sportsball
Laito - Manipulative Minx
Azusa - Knife knife baby
Reiji - POISON TEA
Ruki - "LiVeStOcK"
Kanato - Dolls
How would the S & M react to a flexible S/O?
Shuu: “Heh..Lewd woman. Come show me what you’re capable of.”
Reiji: “Don’t let anyone other than me see you in such a provocative position.”
Ayato: “Come sit on Ore-Sama’s lap and show him what you can do.”
Laito: “Lets go see how many positions I can get you into~”
Kanato: “Let’s see how far you can bend until you break.”
Subaru: “O-Oi! I can see your- Ah nevermind..*blushes furiously*”
Ruki: “Must I punish you for doing such lewd things in front of my brothers?”
Yuma: “Makes it easier for me to plow ya!”
Kou: “M-Neko chan is so dirty~ Show me what you can do~”
Azusa: “Does…It hurt…To bend like that…?”
Hello! If I may ask; Ryu, Mia, would you mind telling us a little about yourselves? I'm particularly interested as to how you interact with your dear cousins, but any interests or facts would be most welcomed! Thank you! :3
Ayato: Mia and I “Interact” a whole lot.
Mia: *glares slightly at Ayato* What a good question! Well my main interests are basketball, food, and sleeping. I also like guns! As for my interaction with the boys…Well I was really close to the triplets when I was small, but now i’m closer to Ayato than any other boy. The other boys I stray away from. Although sometimes I play piano with Laito and I nap with Shuu. The other families i’m not too fond of. *whispers* Do you think it’d be weird for Ryu if I were to do her cousin?
Ryu: I’m going to pretend I never heard that. Well my main interests are music, fighting, and my family. I love my violin just as Mia loves her piano. I’m pretty close to the Sakamaki’s since they are my family and I often assist them with things. Our interactions are never bad unless one of them do something really horrible. It takes a lot for me to get mad at them. As for the Mukamis…Well I get along with them all and I’ll do things with them like reading, gardening, singing, or cleaning knives. And the Tsu-
Carla: *silently pulls down scarf*
Ryu: Well I’ve had my fair share of arguments with Carla.
Shin: Wait what?
S M and T brothers reaction their lover is a super model (sorry for my English)
Shuu: “So you walk around in tiny clothes for other men?”
Reiji: “I understand that is your passion, but if there is note of any scandal I will not hesitate to punish you.”
Ayato: “Of course you’re a model. You’re hot! You should get me a modeling gig, so we can be hot together.”
Laito: “My little bitch is a model? How interesting~ You should take me along so I can make love to you before your shows.”
Kanato: “My doll is someone else’s doll? I don’t like it, but if it makes her happy she can do it. Right Teddy?”
Subaru: “That’s you? You look so pretty. I should start coming to your photoshoots.”
Mia: So um. Hi. I sort of went through a mid-life crisis and got a bit bored of sharing my blig with the boys. I haven't been around them for a little while. I know a lot of you preferred my blog as what it started as with me and the boys answering questions and all with Ryu? So um..yeah...we're gonna do that again and hopefully you all will send us asks and stuff. That is if there are any of you left here. Heh..........:(
Laito: I wouldn't mind if it was just us here, Mia~
Mia: Save me.
question for mia! ayato is naked and he invites u 2 his iron maiden what would you do
Mia: I think we all know what I'd do.
Ayato: Of course. How could she resist-
Mia: Spreading the love and joy of our lord and savior, Jesus Christ.
Ayato: What..
Mia: I'm kidding. You already know how that's gonna go down.