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I loved the new chapter of *Fuck Everything*
I'm dying for reader and Michael to have a ✨ moment ✨ hopefully in the angst romantic way (or kinda smutty 😜)
I like Felix, but I can't see reader ever giving him much of a chance.
I absolutely love the story and can't wait to read more!!
I am so sorry how long it's taken me to reply to this! I am actually the worst when answering people, i am so sorry.
Funny you should say about Reader and Michael having a ✨ moment ✨ ... it mayyyyyyybeeeeeee coming soon
Maybe in the next chapter or the one after that 😉
Also, there are going to be some tension with Felix and Reader in the next coming chapter...it likely won't end in his favor, but you never know!
But yeah, the plot is thickening MWUHAHAHAHA
Yk that rant that quagmire said to brian about how he is a piece of shit?
That is so felix and reader coded
DUDE! I actually was watching that scene while reading this! It's actually so true, it hurts!
Felix: Draw me like your French Girls 😘😘😘💋💋💋
Reader: *brings out flamethrower*🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Michael: *eating popcorn while watching his mortal enemy being burnt to a crisp* 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
AGSKTBEKD PLEASEEEE FUCK EVERYTHING HAS ME IN A CHOKEHOLD, A CHOKEHOLD IM TELLING YOU!!! AHHHH IM IN LOVEEEE! IVE BEEN EAGERLY AWAITING FOR CHAPTER 4 AND I FINALLY READ IT AND IT WAS EVERYTHING AND MOREEE! MICHAEL 😫😫😮💨😮💨 GIRLIE IS GONNA REALIZE SHE LIKES HIM SOON
STOP! The fact that farleigh was just like “hey bbg, we’re gonna be besties now” 😐 like what has this man got brewing in that mischievous little brain of his. BUT ALSO OUR GIRLIE BEING A GIRLS GIRL AND GETTING RID OF THE FRENEMY LABEL 😭😭😭❤️❤️ (im in love with this chapter if you couldn’t tell😁)
Oh my god I literally can’t wait to see how this goes cause like yeah Felix is hot but like shitty personality don’t make you a good person and I can’t wait for girlie and Michael to smell the damn roses and get together. Literally vibrating like a feral animal while I wait cause I’m so excited!!
Anyway have a wonderfully wonderful day or night and literally keep being wonderful and spectacular and so fucking creative because god knows I could never come up with such beautiful words. Like you could’ve written Romeo and Juliette, but I can 200% guarantee that Shakespeare could never come up with this.
Much love and don’t forget to have a snack and drink some water!!
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ANON!!! I cannot put into words how much I loved your kind words! I literally have been reading this over and over because it's so sweet and wonderful! Thank you for comparing me to the Bard, especially since I never really thought my ideas were so much as interesting rather than creative and spectacular! I could not have made this story and written it out without the fantastic support the people on this site have given me!
Seriously, I cannot emphasize how happy reading this has made me. Tumblr has really become a major and significant safe place for me because I am considered a bit more nerdy than most all of my family members. A lot of the fandoms I am in, they aren't and I can't really introduce it to them because it would just take too much brain energy and no one has time for that.
Regarding Michael and Reader, there are definitely plans coming for them in the future! Maybe these plans will be from Farleigh, maybe they'll come from Annabel (oh yea, she's part of the 'I love Reader, but I don't want to admit it' club). But Felix is definitely going to try to separate them and make Michael seem more like a pathetic nerd, and it's only going to backfire on him (I cannot wait to write this part)!
And the idea of Felix actually being an asshole was a really big thought I kept revisiting while watching the film. We know that the entire story is told from Oliver's perspective, and the guy is biased as FUCK. He paints Felix as this godly saint who deserves all the love and adoration from the world, but there was just something about him that just...gave me the ick. The biggest clues for me were when he and Farleigh were arguing about Farleigh's mom, and then Farleigh made the point about the 'footmen,' and Felix said "We DOn'T SeE RAcE"...like...BOI!
Also, the cavalier way he was giving the tour of his house with Oliver, we will also be seeing that with Reader, but obviously, she will be having a much different reaction (AKA: DISGUST).