Sam Winchester Annoyed - Tumblr Posts

Dean : can you not stand so close you’re making me claustrophobic

Castiel : what’s claustrophobic?

Y/n : it means he’s afraid of Santa Claus

Dean : NO IT DOESNT-

Castiel : HO HO HO!

Y/n : no stop it cas you’re scaring him!

Sam : fucking idiots

Cas : guys we ran out of cereal water

Sam : what?

Cas : cereal water

Y/n : milk. Oh my god he’s talking about milk

Sam : did you just refer to a shiv as a people opener?

Y/n : should I not have

Dean internally: dammit I’m in love

Jack: THE FLOOR IS LAVA

Cas:*helps Charlie onto the counter

Y/n: *kicks dean off the sofa

Sam:

Sam: as you can see there’s two types of friends in this situation

Dean : small animals are more vicious than the bigger ones because they have less space for their anger to be bottled up in

Sam : that’s ridiculous give me one example

Cas: wasps

Charlie: chihuahuas

Jack: terriers

Dean : y/n

Y/n: dean I’m about to slap your soul to Jesus

Dean: love is weak stupid and annoying and anyone who is in love is pathetic

Sam:

Sam: you’re literally making a birthday card for y/n

*Dean points glue gun at Sam *

Dean: you’re on thin ice Winchester