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Creativitwins as Tik Toks

Remus: People ask me why I even skate.

Remus: Do you even skate?

Remus: * takes a bite out of deodorant *

Remus: In this world you either get pissed off or you get pissed on so either get angry or get KINKY.

Remus: I do the stupid things. That's my place in the group.

Remus: * drinks an entire 2 liter of Pepsi *

* the Creativity Twins try to pull a prank on Patton *

Remus: * draws a spider on the wall *

Remus: Hey Patton, there's a spider behind you. 

Patton: * jumps and punches a whole straight through the wall *

Roman: * laughs * You got him!

* Remus, watching tentacle porn as a disgusted Roman walks in on him *

Remus: It's called hentai and it is ART!

* the Creativity Twins sharing a room * 

Roman: * slaps a sticky note with "Bitch" written on it onto Remus' face as he's sleeping *

Remus: * grabs it still in his sleep and eats it *

Roman: * whispers * I fucking hate you.

Roman: * trying on a silly wig for a play * 

Remus: I'm surprised it hasn't broken yet.

Remus: You know, the mirror.

Roman: Again? You've made that joke already- * leans in menacingly *

Roman: And it was funnier this time.

Remus: * laughs *

Remus: Hey bro, I got you a pizza. * sits pizza box on the counter *

Roman: Oh, thanks- * opens it up to see watermelon sliced up in the shape of pizza * Yo, wha-

* Remus is about to strip again in the middle of the living room *

Remus:  * singing * It's getting hot in here.

Deceit: So hot~

Remus: So take-

Roman: * interrupts * Take on me!

Virgil & Patton: Take on me!

Roman: Take me on- * raises sword to prepare for COMBAT *

Roman: I am mentally in pain all the time.

Roman: I also don't wanna talk about it.

Roman: So FUUUU-

Sanders Sides as Tik Toks

* Patton walking into the Dark Sides part of the mindscape, before Virgil left them *

Patton: Heeeyyy, you having some boy time in here? Not on my watch! * laughs *

Patton: Get it it's like a watch- so it's like a time joke?

Patton: Anyway, your old man's gonna catch some shut eye. You boys don't have too much fun in here.

Deceit: Shut up, Patton. You're not even our real dad-

Virgil: * slaps him upside the head * Respect your father!

* Patton as a bartender *

Patton: What can I get for you buddy?

Virgil: Just the usual.

Patton: * slides over a note that reads "You're Loved & Valid" *

Virgil: * tears up *

* Virgil walking up to the Dark Sides table in high school *

Virgil: Hey man, is it cool if I sit here?

Remus: * using a stupid medieval accent * You may be granted asylum at our lunch table, BUT first you must contribute a pickle to the pickle pile.

Virgil: Yeah, I'm just gonna go-

* heads to the Light Sides table instead *

Remus: * throws foot on counter * Yeah, I jack off fully naked.

Remus: * sits on the counter * You don't like it???

Remus: * jumps off the counter and leans into his face * Go to another Starbucks.

Remy(Sleep): Gurl, this is like the fifth Starbucks I've been to today.  Can someone please just fucking give me a mocha latte. 

Patton: If you're ever sad, just put you're hand on your heart-

Remus: * groping his own chest * Feel that? That's a TITTY.

Deceit: Okay, I'm gonna be honest for a second-

Deceit: * is dead silent for over a minute *

Deceit: And don't you ever forget that~