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i love you master thieves with adhd i love you grumpy nonbinary private eyes i love you eccentric hackers/snackers/besties i love you crime lord lesbians with mechanical organs i love you assassin doctor trans women i love you big guys who drink tea and have dad energy i love you sentient cars that aren't really cars i love you goofy childhood besties i love you childhood besties who fall victim to their own ambition i love you mysterious and unknowable concierges i love you heartfelt guitar music i love you messages that make me want to get up in the morning i love you all <3

This TikTok but The Penumbra Podcast

Transcribed for those that either can't or don't want to watch the whole thing:

"Your Honor, my client was simply standing on business" - Juno Steel "Your Honor, my client didn't know that was illegal" - Rita "Your Honor, my client was rapping the lyrics as the artist intended" - Mick Mercury "Your Honor, respectfully, you weren't fucking there" - Vespa Ilkay "Your Honor, my client was hitting them folks" - M'tendere "Your Honor, my client did not do that shit!" - Sasha Wire "Your Honor, my client's the powerhouse of the cell" - The Cure Mother Prime "Your Honor, my client would like to plead Gemini" - Buddy Aurinko "Your Honor, my client was thinking of that one girl from 2019" - Peter Nureyev (for the entirety of season 2) "Your Honor, my client was simply going goblin mode" - Jet Sikuliaq "Your Honor, my client's Mexican, he can say it" - [I literally can't think of one so this one doesn't have one] "Your Honor, my client turned himself into a fucking pickle" - The Ruby 7 "Your Honor, my client thought the Xbox mic was muted" - Cecil Kanagawa "Your Honor, if drinking bathwater is illegal you can lock me up too" - Julian DiMaggio "Your Honor, my client would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for these meddling kids" - Ramses O'Flaherty "Your Honor, who am I? "Oh, guilty! Guilty!" dumb fuck" - Brock Engstrom "Your Honor, what does convict mean?" - Peter Nureyev *Donald Trump impression* "Your Honor, my client is the most innocent client" "Your Honor, you're a great Honor. You're the best Honor." "Some would say the most innocent. I walked in here and I said "wow, he looks innocent."" - *Former Hyperion City Mayor, Mx. Pilot Pereyra's PR team* [Seriously these people really had their jobs cut out for them cause wtf? homie did so much illegal shit during their candidacy and the whole city just went "that's our mayor"] "Your Honor, that's cap" - Slip Jackson "Your Honor, you're kinda being a d-bag right now" - Alessandra Strong "Uh, Your Honor, what the fuck!?" - Miasma "Your Honor, my client was hittin' the dougie" - Nova Zolotovna

When I tell you making this took me so long, I mean that incredibly literally (fr in the time it took me to write the whole thing and caption the sections on the actual video I listened to an entire TAZ: Balance episode) but I think it's funny so it's worth it

Okay, ADDING SUPPORT TO A PREVIOUS POST I MADE —

I’ve made who I think pretty clear, but I wanna see what others think —

Peter Nureyev, the drama queen that you are.

I have an idea for animation with with song

Congratulations by Dessa from Hamilton with Juno and Sasha during season three

With Juno being the to say congratulations.

(If you use idea you don't need to credit)

The old town trio makes me feel ill because or how tragic they are. childhood best friends who end up on different side of the law.

I Hope We Both Die by Horroreyecollective

Fandoms:The Penumbra Podcast

Teen And Up Audiences

Major Character Death

Gen

Complete Work

21 Jun 2024

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Major Character Death Juno Steel & Sasha Wire Rita & Juno Steel Buddy Aurinko & Juno Steel Vespa Ilkay & Juno Steel Jet Sikuliaq & Juno Steel Juno Steel Sasha Wire Rita (Penumbra Podcast) Buddy Aurinko Vespa IlkayJet Sikuliaq Hurt No Comfort Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Explosions Not A Fix-It Character Death Goodbyes What-If Episode: s04e24-25 Juno Steel and the Blank Slate

Summary

Sasha makes a deal with Juno to keep the Aurinko's safe.

Day 9:The Catch