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POLY! SATOSUGU ˖ . ☆





MINORS DNI!!!
╰┈➤ includes; poly satosugu ft gn! reader, a separate part where reader is afab and how they comfort you during period time, shoko is included because she’s a #girl boss, separate nsfw part, they didn’t have the kfc breakup in this so dw
╰┈➤ a/n; the shibuya arc destroyed me and I’m in desperate need for fluff, reader’s a sub (sos to all the tops/switches, I’m just a sub at heart)

these guys are complete opposites
but in a good way that they pretty much compliment each other
when you entered their life, they were smitten
they were both dating before you came into their life, they never thought of having another partner but then you came along and boom
satoru is a clingy bastard
this goes for both you and suguru
neither of you guys are safe from the menace that is satoru
he’s clingy but you guys love him for that, cause that means cuddle piles 24/7 when you’re all free and not busy with killing curses etc.
suguru is the peace keeper in a sense, he’s the most chill
like if there’s ever an argument between you guys, he’s usually the one that encourages communication
my guy knows that communication is very important in order to maintain a healthy, happy long lasting relationship
suguru shows affection more subtlety than gojo
instead of rushing towards you as soon as you come home, he instead has food ready for you if you’re hungry, if not then he just puts it in the fridge for later
one thing suguru loves is having his hair played with, you can brush it, braid it, anything, he’s like a Barbie doll
speaking of hair when you guys are sleeping, 9 times out of 10 you will find sugurus hair in your mouth, even if it’s tied in a neat bun (which he doesn’t usually do since he likes having his hair down when sleeping/relaxing)
geto is very caring and reminds you of a mother/father figure, since he always asks you and gojo wether you’ve eaten, had something to drink etc.
not in the overbearing way either, he just wants to make sure his loves are in top condition :3
shoko is the no.1 wing woman, like she roots for you guys all the time, she’s so glad that this chaotic duo found you
if you ever wanna hang out with her without the boys, you usually have to sneak out since gojo is really reluctant on letting you go without him, not in a toxic way, he’s just really fucking clingy and so wants to be around you as much as possible
but as soon as you tell him suguru’s coming home when you’re gone, he instantly plans out the little date they have whilst you go out with shoko
speaking of dates, they’re either spent in a fancy ass restaurant for dinner, or a causal night in with take out whilst watching a movie, gojo insisting on horror even though you and suguru both know he’ll piss his pants and hide behind a pillow throughout the whole film
shoko fourth wheels you guys a lot, even though suguru tends to not show affection outside of the house, gojo lives for PDA
like when you guys are walking, he’ll slither between your bodies so he’s in the middle, only to grab both of your hands and intertwine them🥹
gojo is also a big fan of cheek/forehead kisses
yes he loves kissing you on the lips but that’s more so for in the house
gojo tends to get very grumpy when you don’t reciprocate his affectionate gestures, but dw you can cheer him up by bribing him with his favourite sweets, it usually works, if not that then you can make it up to him in the bedroom *wink wink*
when sleeping gojo tends to spread out his long ass limbs as far as they can go, which leaves you and suguru barely any space
gojo defo snores, man sounds like a whole ass tractor at best, at worst a bloody horn that you hear on ships
suguru doesn’t snore, he just mumbles in his sleep sometimes, which is cute low-key
gojo is a light sleeper (due to his six eyes) and suguru is a heavy sleeper, like you have to suffocate him with a pillow to wake him tf up sometimes
whenever you have a cold/are sick, the boys become so doting, satoru somehow becoming even more clingy even though you keep on warning him that he may also get sick too, cocky bastard claiming ‘I won’t since I’m the strongest’ only to, unsurprisingly, have the exact same illness once you’re better
if you struggle with mental health a lot, the boys will do pretty much anything to help you out
gojo usually prefers to buy you loads of sugar/sweets if that’s your thing, if not then he will cuddle you and just be there for you
suguru understands since he has struggled with mental health in the past and is there for you if you want to vent/rant to someone
if you are neurodivergent then they will try their best to help with your needs
eg. if you’re overstimulated they will bring you to the closest quiet area and help you calm down wether via hugs and kisses or giving you some alone time
same goes for if you have a disability eg. you use a wheelchair etc. they are very supportive and they don’t care as in you’re still the love of their life no matter what
IF READER HAS A PERIOD (feel free to skip this if you don’t get periods)
they obviously don’t understand how painful periods can be, but they don’t make any negative comments about it
when you have terrible cramps their hearts ache as they can’t really do much other than giving you medication, hot water bottle and tea
suguru tends to place his hand on your stomach if you want to of course
if you’re craving foods, they will get them for you
mainly gojo tho cause he also loves food
when you get emotional they kinda just stand there like 🧍
one time you cried over suguru giving you a forehead kiss, he was very concerned
bro was worried he somehow upset you :(
they definitely go to shoko for some more advice on how to comfort you when you’re on your period
gojo defo says ‘apperantly orgasms can relief period cramps sooo’
you slapped him in the face
NSFW SECTION!
CW: DOM/SUB DYNAMICS, SWITCH! GOJO, BRAT! GOJO, SPANKING, SOFT DOM! GETO, BRAT TAMER! GETO, SUB!READER, AFTERCARE
when it comes to sexy times, geto is always the one in charge
sometimes gojo gets ahead of himself and forgets his place, only to be spanked till his ass is red by suguru
suguru loves praising you so much, he hates it when you misbehave and he has to spank you
gojo loves spanking you on the other hand, he also loves receiving a spanking from suguru
if gojo misbehaves one thing suguru loves to do is tie him up and make him watch as geto fucks you dumb
gojo cant touch himself, and if he does then he has to have a vibrator on his cock and not cum for 30 mins whilst watching geto fuck you yet again
satoru has a high sex drive and can seemingly go on for hours on end
suguru has a high sex drive too, but it’s not as high as gojos’
gojo’s a horny bastard :(
sometimes you will find yourself being woken up by gojo giving you head in the morning
yes suguru does find out, one way or another, and punishes gojo for giving you head without getos permission (dw gojo and geto both have ur consent to do sexy stuff to you whilst you sleep, you guys all agreed on this in the beginning of the relationship)
suguru prefers giving head over receiving, since he loves making either you or gojo moan out his name whilst he gives you delicious head
gojo prefers receiving but sometimes enjoys giving
gojo mainly prefers receiving from you since unlike geto you don’t tease him
geto’s a fucking tease in the bedroom, to both of you but mainly gojo since he’s so bratty and suguru hates that (secretly loves it)
sometimes gojo will fuck you whilst he gets fucked by geto
aftercare is a MUST for both gojo and geto
especially after an intense session
sometimes you end up slipping into sub space which can be a problem since they both hate seeing you that way
they instantly cover you with kisses, hugs and so much praise
bath time always happens after, the boys joining you
you even have a little snack or a big snack depending on how rough the session was
after you’re all taken care of, the boys and you hop into a clean, fresh bed and fall asleep in each others’ arms <3
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☆ - GUINEA PIG HYBRID READER FT MULTIPLE JJK MEN !





╰┈➤ includes; gn! hybrid reader, mainly focused on reader squeaking and the guys falling heads over heels all over again, mentions of eating food
╰┈➤ a/n; this fic is heavily inspired by @appleblueberry-pie s’ post on Guinea pig hybrid reader with jjk men, tysm for letting me use this for a fic 🧡

SATORU GOJO
when satoru first met you, he was instantly in love
you’re guessing that it’s mainly due to your unusual features such as small ears and a tiny barely noticeable tail
he hasn’t seen many hybrids in the sorcerer world, other than panda
one thing that gave him a huge fright was when you first squealed out of nowhere when he brought home some sweet treats
he was very concerned that you were in pain or injured in some way, only to be relieved once told you involuntarily tend to squeal when you get excited
after this experience he tries his best to excite you when possible, since he can’t get enough of your squeaks
always refrains from just squishing your cheeks together in response
man wants to keep you in his pocket
GETO SUGURU
enjoys hearing your squeals
he becomes extra soft when he hears them
one second he’s tearing down another pathetic useless monkey
and the next he’s practically cooing as you squeal in happiness once he comes back from his cult to visit you
you also tend to purr like a cat, especially when he sits you on his lap
his heart fucking melts
loves giving your ears little scritches since it makes you practically vibrate on top of him whilst putting like a lil’ kitty
if you’re unable to speak whilst squealing then he doesn’t mind, he actually finds it enduring how you can’t talk when squealing in joy
yes his daughters also love you so much, they both think you’re the cutest thing they’ve ever seen
NANAMI KENTO
man damn near shat himself the first time you started squeaking
it was when he came home from the usual sorcerer work, and he had a fresh loaf of bread to share with you
you just couldn’t hold back your excitement
you were so embarrassed afterwards, hiding your face behind your hands as nanami looked at you with concern
stuttering, you explained to him that you tend to squeak uncontrollably when you get excited
nanami finds it relaxing when you perch yourself on his lap and start purring in content
he low-key finds it very therapeutic and it helps him destress after a hard day at work
he finds it very cute and unique how you make certain noises when feeling different emotions, gives you more character in his book
won’t admit it but he always finds himself with a little smile plastered on his face when around you
TOJI FUSHIGURO
he’s such a meany about your squeaks :(
always teases you whenever you make animal noises
“aww, you happy to see me sweet thing? why didn’t you just say so?” he’ll coo whilst squishing your cheeks together before giving you a small yet sloppy kiss onto both cheeks
your squeaks scare him at times, but you won’t hear that from him
sometimes he’ll just be chilling then all of a sudden loud ass squeals echo throughout the house and he nearly has a heart attack
actually enjoys hearing you purring, especially sat on his lap
9 times out of 10 pretty much forces you on his lap or chest when you start purring
he actually seems to become less stiff and more calm when you purr on him
sometimes forgets you’re a hybrid and so gets a small surprise when he spots your lil ears on top of your head
CHOSO KAMO
has never in his 150 years of life seen a hybrid at all
very curious of your existence
will ask lots of questions even when you get into a relationship, he’s just a really curious fella what can he say?
he asks them so that he understands you better
when you first squeaked was when he gave you a small kiss on the lips, he was worried he did something wrong
only to be proven wrong when you snuggle up against the crook of his neck, arms wrapped around his body whilst your squeaks slowly but surely turn into content purrs
he melts into your embrace, he’s never felt this content in life other than when he’s with his brothers
your squeaks give him serotonin, he can’t live without your squeaks
enjoys how when he makes spaghetti that you start squeaking even before the foods ready, he concludes that you simply enjoy food so much
SUKUNA RYOMEN
claims that your presence annoys him to no end, especially your squeaks and purrs
then when you stop making those noises around him he feels…. sad?
not even an hour later and he’s telling you that he actually doesn’t mind your noises, low key is fond of them, but he won’t straight up admit he likes them, he’s too far up his own ass to admit when he likes something
he has probably seen hybrids at some point during his thousand plus years of existence, but even he’s aware of how rare hybrids are in the jujutsu world
your happy squeaks make him feel things he’s never felt before
the same goes for your purring
if he’s been gone for a long amount of time, you’ll rush up to him and embrace his muscular body as tight as possible whilst you purr which causes your body to vibrate against his
he finds it weird how your body vibrates when you purr

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summary ↝ he never wanted to let you go. pairing ↝ ex-husband! gojo satoru x jujutsu sorcerer! f! reader word count: 1.3k tw ↝ divorced couple; crying, pet names, oral sex (fem receiving), slightly possessive! gojo, sort-of angst, allusions to praise kink, implied overstimulation author's note ↝ i didn't mean to make this so long but something about divorced satoru makes my heart ache and i needed to explore the idea that he would do anything to get his ex-wife back; might lowkey turn this into a short series idk; also this is unedited af, kinda went on a tangent before the shibuya arc release 😅

EX-HUSBAND! GOJO who was love-struck the moment he laid on you in the hallways of Jujutsu Tech. It took him six months to finally work up the nerves to ask you out on a proper date, his cheeks reddened and knuckles tight as he held out a bouquet of your favorite flowers for you to take. He almost cried when you agreed, the sight of your dazzling smile was enough to make his knees go weak.
EX-HUSBAND! GOJO who showered you with love and gifts whenever you were together. He wasn't afraid to announce his love for you to the world, wanting to show you off photos of you to anyone he came across. Shoko yelled at him to knock it off when he pulled her away from her work just to ramble about how cute you looked in your sorcerer uniform that morning.
EX-HUSBAND! GOJO who didn't hesitate to buy you an engagement ring after four months of being officially together. He already knew from the moment he had met you that you were going to be his wife. He proposed a few months later after the purchase, going all out with a secluded beach proposal in Chigasaki. He almost cried again when you said 'yes', he felt like the luckiest man in the world.
EX-HUSBAND! GOJO who kept a blank face when your best friend served him the divorce papers for you after two years of marriage. It felt like he had been stabbed with a knife, his heart tearing into two while he read over the written reasons for the divorce request.
EX-HUSBAND! GOJO who knew that he prioritized work a lot more since you had gotten married, being gone for weeks at time on missions and rarely interacting with you when he was home. He knew he should have tried harder to show you how much he loved you, show you that everything he did was to protect you.
EX-HUSBAND! GOJO who signed the divorces paper with a stoic face. He knew that this is what you wanted, you'd be better off without him anyway.
EX-HUSBAND! GOJO who always made sure to be available whenever you needed him. You found it ironic that he was now putting in effort to mend your relationship after the divorce.
EX-HUSBAND! GOJO who regularly checked up on you, his excuse was that he just wanted to be friends. But what friend brings you lunch every day knowing that you forgot to do so that morning? That offers to help you build any furniture or take a look at the maintenance of your car because you always forgot to inspect regularly. That sends a food delivery of your favorite soup and snacks when you called out of work with a fever, showing up hours later with flowers and groceries to cook you dinner.
EX-HUSBAND! GOJO who went livid when he overheard you talking to Shoko about your recent date. He didn't mean to spy, but something about the image of you spending romantic time with another person made his blood boil.
EX-HUSBAND! GOJO who wasn't surprised when you called him in tears to pick you up. Your date never showed up to the restaurant, leaving you stranded without a single text. You had waited an hour and a half for your date to show up, downing your anxiety with several glasses of red wine. You were still coherent when you called Satoru, but well above the legal limit to drive your car back home. Ironically, Satoru lived just a few blocks away from where your date was supposed to happen.
EX-HUSBAND! GOJO who didn't hesitate to come to your rescue within minutes of your phone call ending. He reassured you that he didn't mind you staying at his apartment, he'd drop you back off to your car tomorrow morning. You needed your rest, pretty girls like you shouldn't stress over pathetic men like that.
EX-HUSBAND! GOJO who was eager to shower you with affection when you got back to his place, helping you with gentle hands with removing your heels and wiping away remnants of your make-up with a wet cloth. He pressed a kiss to your forehead as you sat on the edge of the toilet, his blue eyes coaxing out any feelings you still held for him all these months later.
EX-HUSBAND! GOJO who scooped you up into his arms when you whispered "I miss you", the sound of your weak voice making his cock throb. He kissed away any lingering tears, bringing you to the bedroom that you once shared. His voice was intoxicating, his words of praise and worship tugging at your heart as his skilled fingers pushed up the fabric of your dress.
EX-HUSBAND! GOJO who looked up at you in search of permission, his lanky fingers hooked onto the elastic band of your underwear. He pulled your panties down slowly when you finally nodded your head, his senses overwhelmed with the familiar scent and sight of your cunt. He pressed gentle kisses to your inner thighs, nipping at the sensitive flesh as his index and middle finger pulled your slicked folds apart.
EX-HUSBAND! GOJO who whispered sweet praises as he slipped his fingers into you, hooking them in search of that sensitive sweet spot that always made you scream his name. His eyes darkened, locked on the sight of how well you still took his fingers. The sounds of your moans made his head go light, your euphoric cries tugging at both his heart and his cock.
EX-HUSBAND! GOJO who buried his face between your legs, the flat of his tongue pressed to your clit and lapping away like a starved man. Satoru had always been sloppy when eating you out, the juices of your arousal staining his cheeks and chin before dripping down to form a puddle on the mattress.
EX-HUSBAND! GOJO whose words were muffled against the wet of your heat, the vibrations of his voice sending a shiver down your spine. ("That's it, baby, I'm right here.") He was relentless, his fingers drilling into you while his tongue swirled figure-eights around your clit, your head spinning from the intensity. ("Keep saying my name like that, princess, you know I'll always be here to take care of you.")
EX-HUSBAND! GOJO who was greedy with you. Who knew when he'd be able to have you like this again, your pretty legs draped over his shoulders and cunt squeezing hard around his fingers. The wet squelching of your sweet sweet cunt was like music to his ears, "Look at how wet you still get for me, princess... Leaving a mess for me to clean up later, eh?"
EX-HUSBAND! GOJO who didn't stop when you came around his fingers, your release staining his tongue. He moaned at the taste, eyes rolling back with pleasure from how exquisite you were. He continued to plunge his fingers into you, the sweet sound of your moans urging him to continue. He needed you to cum again, and again, and again, until the hungry little beast within him was satisfied.
EX-HUSBAND! GOJO who held you close to his chest as you slept peacefully in his arms for the first time in such a painfully long time. He whispered sweet-nothings into your ear while you slept, his heart begging for you to forgive him for how badly he had messed up.
EX-HUSBAND! GOJO who wanted to apologize first thing in the morning when you finally awoke. He had woken up early to make your favorite breakfast, setting the warm plate down on the nightstand next to you. He was looking at you with so much love, his blue eyes sparkling with tenderness and endearment.
EX-HUSBAND! GOJO who took your hand in his, pressing soft kisses to the tops of your knuckles but never looking away from you. Satoru apologized for how your relationship ended up, pleading for your forgiveness and proclaiming how much he still loved you and wanted to be with you for the rest of his life.
EX-HUSBAND! GOJO who wept happy tears when you agreed to go out on a date with him again.
when gojo cries (hc)

headcannon that gojo satoru doesn't cry often, but when he does it's always full on sobbing
⤷ like hiccuping, choking on words, shaking
⤷ he would probably want to be alone when it happens but wouldn't turn away comfort (depending on the person)
⤷ like if it's you who walks in on his annual cryiing session, he would hug you so tight to the point it stops blood flow (jk)
⤷ he would probably sleep right after, trying to forget abt why he was crying
⤷ the next day he'll probably play it off and be like "huh? oh yesterday? yeah that was just a weak moment. kinda caught me off guard. nothing special. don't worry about it, love!"
⤷ even though deep inside he wants to be comforted, he'd be scared to, being all like "the strongest can't seem weak" and stuff like that
GIMMIE IT I WANT IT

satoru loves loving you
a/n: hi friends !! enjoy this sweet little drabble :3 let me know what u guys think hehe
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thinking about how satoru is the kind of boyfriend to always want to be close to you, holding you, touching you and just being as close physically as he can
he’ll softly ask you if you can put your leg over his, if you could lay on his back when he’s sprawled across the bed or the couch, he’ll link his pinky with yours when you’re out in public, he’d get fiddling if you hold his arm and pull him a bit closer to you
he loves the winter months, because he knows it’ll mean you’re gonna cuddle closer to him, you’ll call him a your own personal heater and put your cold hands or feet on him, making him pout and pull you closer to him. he knows you’d be easy to convince for five more minutes in bed, five more minutes if your body heat and his trapped under the comfort of the covers.
satoru would always take your hand in his when you’re cuddling or sitting next to each other, his longer more calloused fingers playing with yours, tapping along your palm and rubbing up and down your wrist, intertwining his fingers in yours, smiling when your give him a slight squeeze, a reassurance.
i love you
his breath would hitch in his throat when your head lolls onto his shoulder halfway through a movie, your soft, even breathing making his body tense a bit, afraid he’d wake you with any movement of his. he’s let his legs and arms fall asleep, he’s suffer the consequences of his neck hurting and body aching tomorrow. for now, he’ll be your pillow and keep you comfortable.
at night he’s draw pictures on your back, telling you terrible jokes and making up silly stories to go along with the lines he’s tracing on your back, he’d fall asleep with his hand still on your back, only moving it when he wakes up and scoots closer to you, arm snaking around your waist before he’s dozing off again.
satoru gojo just loves loving you
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