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Bad Birthday by Scarlettcat

Author’s Summary: Hermione knew her 30th birthday was going to be bad. She just didn't know how bad.

Words: 29,739

Chapters: 8

Completed: Yes

Characters:

Hermione Granger

Draco Malfoy

Ginny Weasley

Harry Potter

Ron Weasley

Cormac McLaggen

Luna Lovegood

George Weasley

Fred Weasley

Additional Tags:

Romance

Sexual Content

Post-Hogwarts

Birthday Party

Dramione Compendium’s Notes:

~SPOILERS~

Ginny is determined that Hermione isn’t going to die an old lonely spinster, so she throws her a 30th birthday party with eligible bachelors as the guest list. 

Meanwhile, Hermione (who is working at the Ministry fighting for the rights of House Elves) has to put up with Draco Malfoy who has come into her office once a week for the past year to complain about his house elves (that he has freed and now pays). 

On the night of the birthday party, Cormac McLaggen is the only guest who shows up and he really loves Hermione’s bunny slippers. This fic had me laughing out loud. 

Eventually, Draco Malfoy turns up to the party...

A really well written, hilarious fic!