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wittyrosebush

4 years ago

Greek gods as things my high-school teachers have said

Zeus: "My 'D' isn't working."

Hera: "You sound like a hippopotamus. I need you to sound like a heavy fairy."

Hades : "Church music? Hm, sounds like an angsty Adele song."

Persephone: "Fuck the patriarchy, I want to plant my flowers!"

Eros: "I love to do my jazzy Harry Potter dance!"

Poseidon: "YOU ARE KILLING THE TURTLES!"

Athena: "The cause of my death is overdose on history."

Ares: "Canon go boom or gun go pow!"

Apollo: "It was composed by Shrek or some other guy."

Bonus because I couldn't think of which one to use: "You're leg is chopped off, but it will stop bleeding soon so imma head out"

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