Scorfuma - Tumblr Posts
Here a bunch of Incorrect She-ra quotes cuz I’m bored and I felt like it:
Catra: I’m the most Badass and smartest force captain in this place
Adora: Are you stuck in that candy machine?
Catra: I paid for my Rolos , I’m getting my Rolos
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Scorpia, talking to Purfuma: I mean I'm dumb and loud and my hair doesn't always look great but I can make you laugh and I'm good at hugging so why not date me
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Catra: You look tired
Glimmer: I didn’t get much sleep last night
Catra: Were you doing something cool?
Glimmer: Does worrying count?
Catra: No.
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Hordak : If you had to choose between Catra and all the money I have in my pocket, which would you choose?
Shadow Weaver: Depends. How much money are we talking?
Catra: Shadow Weaver???!
Hordak : 5 cents
Shadow Weaver: Sold
Catra: SHADOW WEAVER?!?!?!?
(I know Shadow Weavers a little *cough* dead now but I uh.. thought this still would be funny(；ω；))
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Catra, entering the room: Hey Scorpia , have u seen Ador-
Scorpia , lying awkwardly on bed, flustered, coughing: huh yes what?
Catra:...
Catra: is Perfuma under the bed?
Perfuma, muffled: no.
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Adora: my clothes keep disappearing, it’s creeping me the hell out
Catra, clearly wearing Adora’s shirt: Spooky
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Perfuma : Babe do the thing.
Scorpia:...*flexes*
Perfuma, breathless: Oh my god..
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Glimmer: Why’d u give a bow to our child?!
Bow: They felt unsafe
Glimmer: Now I feel unsafe !
Bow: I’m sorry
Bow:
Bow: Would u like a bow?
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Can y’all tell that Scorfuma is my OTP? (๑>◡<๑)
I REALLY Loved Season 5 of She-ra and I’m really sad it’s over but, THANK YOU NOELLE *\(^o^)/*
I may make more of these if I get bored againʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
thinking about mums scorpia and perfuma...... scorpia being an enthusiastic soccer mum who cuts up orange slices with her claws and gives the whole team a group hug regardless of whether they win or lose.......... sappy mum perfuma who takes thousands of photos of every moment with her wife and kids and makes elaborate scrapbooks......... they invite all their kid's friends over on holidays, especially those who don't have anywhere else to go.............. i cry 😭
where that catradora disaster parents with their 20 something disaster gay friend group content at?