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I'm selling dishwashers on a sinking ship that's also on fire lmao
Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?
mmm, gravity
question
you seem to know a lot about black holes (probably idk)
are black holes poisonous like if I eat one will i die (/j)
not poisonous, just rlly burnt
/silly
This would be easy to implement for us since no one has called us in decades.
Genuinely solid policy.
we have a larger selection of autism at a lower price
Guys, they're selling autism at walmart now
this would never happen at Sears™
should i post the walmart comic
or should i simply wait
Sears: ~1 year (from a quick internet search)
buy something from us please
EVERYDAY LOW PRICES AT SEARS.COM
most of our stores are in california, so why not try the Concord, California store at 1001 Sunvalley Boulevard
So like any recommendations as to where you want to be killed?
Just asking for uh reasons
the Lego aisle in target
hi there, welcome to Sears!
pleasebuysomethingthecompanyisgoingbankrupt
→SEARS.COM←
the newest sears location will be located inside ominous dark castle of doom and evil. we sell lawn furniture here, come buy some before you battle the evil dark mage kraxalos the wicked. and you wouldnt want to let that excellent warranty on a new microwave go to waste would you?
favourite rpg trope is the merchants in incredibly hostile environments. we are at the evil curse mountain and youre just selling me items normal style
another very rare win for sears
do you sell flash drives here i cant find them
Nope! Macy's is closed. Sorry Sears, we went out of business before you did. Decided to get gay married and move in with @definitely-spencers-gifts instead. Lol!
heaven is located at SEARS.COM OR ONE OF OUR PHYSICAL STORES (LOW PRICES)
where do you all think I am from btw
just curious
another reason why sears was superior
I just now discovered and was slightly surprised by the fact that Samsung doesn't seem to name their dryers.
Like it has a model number but the name is "7.5 cu. ft. Electric Dryer in White", which is just how big it is, what type it is, and what color it is.
Which doesn't seem like it should be that weird. It's a dryer? Does it really need a name?
But I guess I just am so used to the sort of business where they'd just have to name this "The Kenmore ElectroDry™ Drying System model 4800 (with WrinkLock 5)" .
and shop at Sears
It's a beautiful day
To steal the souls of your enemies and invade hell