Sebastian Yarrick 40k - Tumblr Posts
( @eldritchlunch )
He’d explode I think—
Like sure he’d start off all fine and thankful for the time off
Then it’d kind of set in after the fourth snapping of the reinforced quills
Then ya know, he kind of gets his old man knee pains knowing the Orks are up to SOMETHING
And inkwells just really don’t squish the same as fungus or flesh 😮💨 and the stains are less intimidating
Then he’d have to break out the emotional support grot before he crushed the table as well
Then I think three guardsman would show up stuck in the rafters and he’d be gone for the next five hours before returning home covered in blood, who’s? No one knows.
Call me Connecticut Clark the way I think about Sebastian ‘ol’ bale eye’ yarrick
We are to be wed
Even if commissar me isn’t too happy about the idea
also YES I did draw his full claw on the first image but it cropped out in the end so here it is isolated
You guys don’t understand the menace I would become if I got a yarrick mini—
Bro I’d be posting pics of him with me fucking everywhere 🙏 I’d be this freak of a man (more then I am already) sitting alone at my local boba place giggling as I pose items around my little mini man with this huge ass claw quietly chittering to myself—
I am
So normal about things
Especially when that thing has with physical items I can carry around
Makes me extra normal about something
If you don’t I am legally required to take him—
Give him a better life 👹👹
You guys don’t understand the menace I would become if I got a yarrick mini—
Bro I’d be posting pics of him with me fucking everywhere 🙏 I’d be this freak of a man (more then I am already) sitting alone at my local boba place giggling as I pose items around my little mini man with this huge ass claw quietly chittering to myself—
I am
So normal about things
Especially when that thing has with physical items I can carry around
Makes me extra normal about something
Contrary to popular belief, I am normal about many things!
Though my new shirt might get me in trouble-
Orks just can’t share can they?
I made soem art of your sona with yarric
OMFG—
I LOVE THEM!!! TYSMMMMM ARRGGH
cherishing it!! Hanging it on my wall!!! Love them so much 🥰🥰🥰🥰
why steal minis when you can steal the whole man?
Kissy mark on da forehead >:3
Based and true!!!! Why didn’t I think of that 👹?!
It’s just making me think of that one scene from the muppets tbh—
But tysm I love the art 🥰🥰🥰 Lurv my little guy making off with the bestest commissar in my heart of hearts
You aren’t supposed to tell my secret 👹👹!!!
I don’t need ghazghkull breaking down my door to return him!!!!
why steal minis when you can steal the whole man?
Kissy mark on da forehead >:3
Based and true!!!! Why didn’t I think of that 👹?!
It’s just making me think of that one scene from the muppets tbh—
But tysm I love the art 🥰🥰🥰 Lurv my little guy making off with the bestest commissar in my heart of hearts
He would just have to accept the fact I would never leave him alone tbh— and in my heart of hearts Ik he would
Making him things 🫶
I’m telling you guys we’d be homies fr—
Woe! Yarrick lazy stuff be upon ye!
He’s my comfort doodle shush and eat ur soup of me and old man commissar
Info dumping
I’d kill to have him irl when I’m ordering food— I die inside
Family photo
Also remembered Cain exists so back on the trenches o7
I lurv these two dumbasses
why steal minis when you can steal the whole man?
Kissy mark on da forehead >:3
Based and true!!!! Why didn’t I think of that 👹?!
It’s just making me think of that one scene from the muppets tbh—
But tysm I love the art 🥰🥰🥰 Lurv my little guy making off with the bestest commissar in my heart of hearts
I made soem art of your sona with yarric
OMFG—
I LOVE THEM!!! TYSMMMMM ARRGGH
cherishing it!! Hanging it on my wall!!! Love them so much 🥰🥰🥰🥰
Sniffle…the inquisition just doesn’t get it man.
The fact I didn’t do this goofy meme sooner is a crime imo, I mean it’s low hanging fruit
So i noticed that you like yarrick and among us so i made this for you
YESSSSS YESYESYESYESYES MY POOKIE
MY LITTLE SNOOKIEBEAR
AAAAAA TYSM TYSM TYSM I LOVE HIMMMM
Grrgrgghhhgrrggghgrgrgrrfggnaggggghghhgghh