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I’ve also got the head canon that, yeah, no, the wild ones take in protein just fine. Have you seen chickens chasing a mouse? Or chickens going after chicken patties? A lot of herbivores will, in a pinch, eat meat. There are steppe nomads that feed their horses the same jerky meat they eat themselves. Lucinda and her “mess around and find out” attitude came from my push back against the biddable chocobo in the games. That and the armored chocobos from Zodiac Age.

LC Birb verse: Just re-reading threw the tag and found the Twins are Black Chocobo's tread. I feel I must add the Australia went to war with Emu's (who along side Ostriches and Cassowaries are the closest living real world equivalents to Chocobos) and LOST to the Emu's. Chocobo LC twins is a terrifying terrifying thing and I love it. PS this is also why FFXV portraying Chocobos as helpless without human bothers me those bird could take care of themselves in the wild just fine

Yeah chocobos being totally domesticated is- weird? And I personally don't agree with it. I can see there being a fully domesticated variant who has higher population numbers than wild ones, but personally I think the wilds would do just fine. Because come on. Have you seen those talons.

But that would be so good for the Glaive though! They get into debates about it, does the King really value them that much? This would be a really good fit for your original FFVX time travel fic, especially when Regis goes ballistic over someone skimming the Glaive budget and putting in stupid restrictions on the use of healing items. The debate rages on, egged on by troll!Noctis.

Someone drunk pondering if Bahamut’s claim on the LC’s means that they have dragon tendencies. Less drunk but not sober people start brainstorming that the retinues are an LCs hoard. The enabler of a bartender says it *must* be the glaive, why else would you share your magic? A tabloid writer runs with it as a joke. Regis is mysteriously deaf when asked. Noctis, the little shit, very seriously says yes the one time he’s point blank asked. Are the royals trolls or dragons in human skin?

XD I CAN TOTALLY SEE THAT. The internet loses its mind.

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Tobirama, Shisui, and Niwa in Pebble verse.

the purest form of serotonin is when a cat looks at u and u go like “what?” and it meows at u

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Look! Nox crowns! The top one is Definitely either Ardyn’s or his wife’s (which ever AU it may be), third one down I can see as Nyx’s, the green and gold ones are definitely Oracle crowns. But the black one is Demon In the Dark.

If Del has to wear a crown again, I can see it being that last one.

Elfin Tiaras and Crowns // Lola White on Etsy