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Gakupo: I have one knife. Anyone need it?
Big Al: *raises hand*
Gackpo: And what is the need for it?
Big Al: There is an itch behind my stitches and my grimy finger nails are too sharp and goddamned edgy to get it correctly.
Gackpo: ...
Gackpo: Anyone other than Al?
Kaito: Ooh! Ooh! Me! MEEEE! *raises hand*
Gackpo: Oh?
Kaito: Let me cut up a bell pepper to make a new ice cream recipe!!
Gackpo: Why the hell am I friends with you two?!
Kaito: I make ice cream flavors for fun! I end up enjoying the wacky taste too! Yummy yum!
Gackpo: If I see another batch of cauliflower in my brownie blast ice cream, I will personally kick you out of the apartment.
Big Al: I find the taste to be quite lovely. *noms on cauliflower brownie ice cream*
Gackpo: YOU GUYS ARE WEIRD
Kaito: Miku-! Miku, stop T-posing it's only blueberry ice cream dipped in chocolate, MIKU STOP-
Big Al, Kaito, and Gackpo: WELCOME TO THE ICE CREAM SHOP!
Kaito: What would you guys like?
Gackpo: *mocking* WhAt woUld yOu guYs lIkE??
Miku: pistachio please. And my friend here would like...
Len: Uhm... Strawberry, please!
Kaito: Cool! My assistant, FX, will serve you your treats! Cones, cups, or bowls?
Miku: Cups please! Both large!
Big Al: *fixing up the cups with the ice cream the two wanted* I'm on it, partners!
(Later)
Al, Kaito, and Gackpo: Have a nice day!!
Miku and Len: You too! *they leave the shop*
Gackpo: ... Wow! You guys sucked and voice crackee at least 10 times in total. Actually counted! Hahaha-
Al and Kaito: *they tackle Gackpo* AAAAAA
Al, Kaito, and Gackpo: *fighting each other and messing up the area*