Short Person Problems - Tumblr Posts

Since most of the haikyuu guys are like freakishly tall and I’m short here is some dialogue that would be said

You: “Why are you so tall”

Tsukishima: “IDK cause I feel like it”

You: “Donations for the short! Sir would you like to donate your kneecaps to charity, the charity being me!”

Akaashi: 🧍

Bokuto: “I WILL!!!”

Ushijima: 🧍

You: Running towards at the speed of light, “Give me your height!”

Ushijima: “No.”

You: “But your already tall you could spare a few centimeters. Please!!”

Ushijima: “No.”

Tendou: 🧍

Sorry it’s kinda short! But I hope you like this!! Stay safe!