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This is not only wonderful but makes e think of Edward Elric!
Anonymous asked:
Peko, is there any reason why Kuzu doesn’t like milk?
Thanks to nisuyaka for being Kuzuryuu!
Moody Day
I was in a hell of a mood today, and a lot of guys paid the price for it. Had a rough workout today, just couldn't build any intensity. I took it out on a huge bodybuilder I saw posing in the bathroom mirror, left him just a few inches tall treading water in the toilet. Hope the next person who came in looked before he flushed! Later I was out for lunch by myself and I heard a Italian stud at the table next to me tell the waitress he was going to propose to his girlfriend when she got back from the bathroom. Right now I'm that kind of single that stings at every happy couple, so I fixed that situation real quick. When the woman got back to her table, I'd changed her hunk of a boyfriend into an unrecognizably gawky, nerdy teen. His voice was shrill and irritating, but watching the woman reject his attempts to tell her who he was, as well as getting to see the manager eject the skinny little guy and threaten to call the cops was totally worth it. Outside the restaurant a nicely built fella in a tank-top walked by with a little Jack Russell terrier on a leash. Some guys are just born to be big--not me, of course--but I changed his perspective when I switched his dog's mind with his. It was funny to watch the big lunk fall to all fours, trying to chew off his clothes, while the little runt dog yipped around in surprise. It almost sounded like he was trying to form human words with his hopelessly doggy mouth. The last straw was when I tried to go out. I'd been to the bar a million times, but the two hulking bouncers outside wouldn't let me in without ID. After pleading with them for a few minutes they just wouldn't budge. I gave them each a quick tap on the shoulder. The big beefy bald one started wasting away while the studly dark hair one started to expand. Baldy sounded like a balloon deflating while Studly made the sound of expanding rubber. By the time I left, the bald guy was the size of a toddler while the dark one had swollen up to the size of a commercial refrigerator. You should've heard the little one's voice! The big guy couldn't even speak, so much flesh had risen around his face. I was pretty sure they would be hiring new door guys, but it didn't matter to me. I didn't feel like going to that bar anymore. But I'm man enough to admit when I'm just in a dingy mood, so I decided to put myself to bed early. A little Netflix and chill, and for the sake of the guys I run into tomorrow, hopefully I wake up in a better mood.
Of course I have a lot of pent-up rage you fool I've been the same height since I was 12
The sadness when you realize that you are the same height or taller than your favorite K-Pop Band members. Reading all these stories where they are taller than you, more powerful than you, and what not… pure fantasy because you are just a tall plus sized female they would never even notice or look at. 😭
Why do you think Mario has haters?
It's simple, anon. Mario gets what they nintenDon't. 👯♀️
No but seriously; he pulled Pauline AND Peach. Of course they mad!
Also RatPat's SMB ramblings exist.. Keep in mind people is aways into bastardizing the wholesome icons, guess they feel edgy or something.
(Plus he's short and apparently we shorties are aliens who don't deserve the goods)