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Oh March, thou art a heartless bitch.
11:33 pm and I just finished reading a yandere sasuke post and the next thing I know it’s that there lighting outside my window. I swear to god my ass jump and when I went to peek out of my window tell me why my sick ass thought I was going to see fucking duck butt ( sasuke Uchiha) bro when I tell you I also scream ( even tho your girl here don’t have a voice.) I mean sir you’re married and have a kid. like Sakura or his kid I’m going to need you to come get your man/ dad thanks.
ps if anyone wants to make a fic about this you can just tag my sick ass so I can read it. ✌🏻
It’s 9:10 and Today I was reading a Yandere naruto x reader x yandere sasuke and outside my fucking window I hear a huge ass boom and then a flash of lighting. like bro my sick ass jump and yell what the fuck out loud as my coughing. bro why the fuck does this happen when I read a yandere sasuke post at night? it’s raining and like i see a shit ton of lighting flashes outside my window. also I live in a desert 🌵 like the fucks why it’s raining here? i swear to god I’m going to beat this man ass if the power goes out. actually both of there dumb assess. sir take your fights out of here. I dont want to fucking died with a sickly bare ass face. like at least let me look good before I go. Any who thanks to coming to my sick tedtalk.
You are magnificent, and my god, I cannot stop watching this.
i’m still feeling crappy about this wedding i don’t wanna go to but at least i can perfectly fit my sword in my dress
slimecicle portrait study!

Just realized it's my first Slime fanart without the glasses and started crying