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Inigo: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Kaidan: Wasn't Lucien with you?

Lucien: In my defense, Kaidan, I was also left unsupervised.

Kaidan: By the nine. Has anyone here ever heard of critical thinking?

Lucien: I don't believe so. What are some of their songs?

Miraak: Where are your parents? Freyja: What are parents? Miraak: That’s just about the saddest thing I've ever heard.

I don't know how I did it but my character is in a poly romance with Kaidan and Bjorn. Awesome

Listen i adore Lucien and his singing but every time he sings something with Kaidan in the group this just pops in my head

I’ll say it once and for all.

Bishop from the Skyrim Abuse Simulator mod can go

Fuck himself.

Then there’s the absolute Chad of a man, Kaidan. He can

Fuck me.

Imagine if the DragonGang had a reality TV show. Just think about how chaotic that would be.

I feel like the fans would ship LDB and Lucien for no apparent reason, and it brings up a lot of tension between Lucien and Kaidan.

Meanwhile Inigo, Lucifer, as Nebbara are doing their own things.

They’d be in like— one of those reality TV Mansions with a huge pool.

Xelzaz and Remiel are kinda just talking about nerdy shit the entire time minding their own business.

Also everyone thinks that Khash is Lucifer and Nebbara’s love child.

And meanwhile Rumarin;

I started playing Skyrim again a few days ago and put some follower mods on and now—

Inigo the 7th time in a row that Ravenna gets the party lost: Ravenna, you may be the head of the group but I do not think you are the brains.