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How My Friend Introduced Me To Stray Kids (predebut)
Chan: AUSSIE DUDE #1, LEADER, SILVER HAIR, MAKES LOUD SOUNDS
Woojin: Main vocal + UNDERRATED AF
Minho: the one who looks like a platypus
Felix: AUSSIE DUDE #2, DEEP ASS VOICE, IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH EMO BABY
Changbin: Emo baby + mad rap skills
Hyunjin: model
Seungmin: cutie with a good voice
Jisung: chipmunk man who can sing rap and dance
Jeongin: MAKNAE WITH B R A C E S. CUTE ASF
Stray Kids Albums
Debut Album - I AM NOT
-We live in a society that groups us together and decides who we are, blending together unique personalities into a dull nothingness
2nd Album - I AM WHO
-Breaking free from the mold that a hard society put us into since birth, we are bound to be confused at first. Now comes the question we should've figured out throughout our lives slowly thrown out us at once, who am I?
3rd Album? - I AM ME
Time results in reflection, allowing us to explore ourselves and figure out who we are as individuals away from the harsh mass of society's creation
**JUST MY SPECULATION FOR THE NEW ALBUM I DON'T REALLY KNOW I THOUGHT OF THIS DURING MY HONORS PRE CALC QUIZ**
Stray Kids as things my friends have said
Chan: You know, I didn't know what fun was until I got into highschool. It was stripped away from me and I want it back.
Woojin: I would die for this chicken leg, revive myself, eat it, and then die again.
Minho: I want to kill you all but I would kill for you all.
Changbin: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M NOT EDGY?...DON'T YOU BRING MY HELLO KITTY STUFFIES INTO THIS
Jisung: Why be talented when you can be a rat?
Hyunjin: Are you calling me gay? I've only dreamed about fucking a couple of guys okay.
Felix: My crush doesn't love me back but who needs healthy relationships when I can cry myself to sleep.
Seungmin: I'm practically an angel. *Two minutes later* ALRIGHT JESSICA YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF AND FUCK A TREE, FOR THE LAST TIME STOP TAKING MY FRIES.
Jeongin: Help I'm confused with this whole life thing and I just want to sleep.
Google photos reminded me that I made this a year ago.... You're welcome
What Stray Kids See From the Stage
height is a social construct
Stay: How tall are you?
Changbin: Height is a social construct
Stay: So you’re short
Jeongin: What are you doing?
Chan *taking a buzzfeed quiz to see what kind of pizza he is*: uhh...leader stuff
Felix: I like to act like I can't understand something very simple when someone is explaining something to me so I can see how dumb they think I am.
Chan: That's called deception.
Felix: What do you mean?
Chan: It's a form of dishonesty that people use for self gain or amusement.
Felix: Sorry, I don't get it???
Minho: I f*cking do not get why people spend their time complaining about the men they date. My boyfriend made me watch him try on cargo pants and said, "these pockets will be so great, in case we find a rock or something." Fridging love him.
Hyunin: What’s your biggest fear?
Seungmin: Being forgotten.
Hyunjin: Damn, that’s deep.
Hyunjin: Mine is the Kool-Aid man but I feel kinda stupid about it now.
Stray Kids: *breathe*
Me: talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before
*how Changbin looks on stage*:🧥💣☠🏴🖤⚫💀
*how Changbin actually is*:💗🌺🐖🐇🍧🌸🌷💖
Chan *hasn't sleep for an inhumane amount of time*: Do you need to use the sleep?
'00 liners+Jeongin: ...
Chan: ...
Chan *murmuring to himself in a horrified tone*: Maybe I need to use the sleep
Jisung: My life has just kinda gone downhill since the day I found out that it wasn’t actually Zac Efron singing in High School Musical
Felix: Same mate
Jeongin: THE FRIDGE YOU MEAN IT WASN’T ZAC EFRON SINGING
Jeongin: *tries opening a coca cola bottle*
Jeongin: Well this fucking lid is a bitch.
Chan: *looks at Minho *I wonder where he got that from...
Minho: From the fucking fridge
Felix: Hey. Ask me why I love Changbin.
Some unfortunate staff member: Uhhh… Okay? Why do you love Changbin?
Felix *pulling out a 200 slide PowerPoint presentation and a 23-page poem*: I’m so glad you asked—
Hyunjin *who thinks he's alone in the dorm*: *sneezes*
Seungmin *from the other room*: Bless you
Hyunjin *looking around*: God?
Stray Kids as Random Subtitles I Found...
Bang Chan:
Lee Know:
Changbin:
Hyunjin:
Han:
Felix:
Seungmin:
I.N:
EXTRA! Felix’s Friend:
Chan: You can't make everyone like you, you're not Jeongin
Seungmin: What? Not everyone likes Jeongin
Chan: Who doesn't?
Seungmin: Well mayb-
Chan: Names, Kim, I need names
Minho: *driving way too fast*
Jisung: WATCH OUT FOR THAT PEDESTRIAN!!!
Minho: he's on the street, he knows the risks he is taking