Sleep Deprived Thoughts - Tumblr Posts
Johnny who groans wantonly when you beg ask him to take the condom off, it’s like music to his ears and he practically fumbles over himself to slip the latex off of his fat cock, twitching hotly against the cleft of your ass.
He presses his chest to your back and hooks a bicep under your chin, keeping you rooted as he bullies himself inside of your sweet pussy. Johnny pants open-mouthed and in the air like a dog, a smarmy grin curling his lips as he ruts inside of your pretty cunt like his life depends on it.
He growls against the nape of your neck before pulling your cheeks apart to marvel at his cum trickling from your poor, battered pussy.
You’ve given him a taste now, and Johnny doesn’t think he can go back to fucking you with a condom on after this.
The Undead Caboose
The caboose was red.
It’s dead, but is it really?
It never left us.
I'm so very tired
Do you ever just lay there at like 3 in the morning and think 'Maybe sleep just isn't for me' ?
I hope you are able to sleep peacefully at night... It's been a rough minute getting over what happened. I feel you on that. I hope you are resting easy and healing well❤️
Serious question:
Does anyone actually like raisins?
Or do we all just sort of tolerate them? I never seek them out, they just pop up randomly. Cereal, granola, cookies, trail mix.
I feel like they don’t add anything but a slightly weird texture and a blandly sour flavor, and every time I eat something they’re in I get the sense that the thing would be better without them, but they just keep getting added to the thing because “that’s the recipe.”
Or idk maybe people love raisins. You tell me.
Bro it’s crazy that we’ve all like??? Been in someone’s dreams before??? Like someone’s thought about you in your sleep???
Tumblr, help. Please. Science side specifically.
I can feel when I'm sleeping and my head is pointing a different way to normal.
When I'm sleeping, my head normally lies pointing close to north
However, as I'm staying over at a friend's tonight, Im lying with my head facing almost due eAST
AND I CAN FEEL IT. I didn't even have to check a compass to figure out I was lying east.
I can just t e l l something is off
And it's making itself kNOWN
Every time I try to sleep my brain goes "hey, hey, hey, pal, we're facing a different way to normal, no sleeping tonight!!" And I get lightheaded and feel generally "off"
Is this somehow due to magnetic north??? Is the tiny amount of iron in my blood rushing to the polarity and that's why my head feels light??? /J
I need help??? Am I alone in this??? Is this a neurodivergent thing?? Do I just have a terrifying sense of direction??? My family (except my autistic mother) says I'm weird???
please rb, I'm curious on the poll 😭😭
Stop saying "sleep is for the weak."
This phrase encourages a harmful and outdated view of tiredness, fatigue and rest.
✨Instead try✨
"Sleep is for the mortals"
It makes your shitty sleep schedule sound like some kind of god (or demigod...or some poor kid living with a god in their body)'s secondary agenda rather than a poor life decision.
Now, go be mortal. GO SLEEP. Goddamn it.
Do you ever wonder if there’s a reality where bowling balls bowl people?