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more ffxiv incorrect quotes *endwalker spoilers, kinda*

Like, none of this will make sense if you haven’t play ew, or at least shb I cannot be stopped (ancients trio edition)

Emet-Selch: You know what I learned from my friendship with Azem? Alisaie: There’s no such thing as too mean? Thancred: Never let your friends know for sure if you like them? WoL, who was Azem: Always hold a grudge?

Azem: I like to think of myself as a semi responsible adult here. Emet-Selch: Hythlodaeus is 70% of your impulse control and you know this Azem. Hythlodaeus: I feel like Azem is the more responsible one of us two though. Azem: We are both 70% of each others' impulse control. Hythlodaeus: Just two lil beasts in pinwheel hats spinning on the merry-go-round at dangerous velocities, holding each other’s hands so the other doesn’t fall off.

Azem: Go big or go home! Emet-Selch: Please, for once in your life just go home. I'm begging you. Go. Home. Azem: I'm going big!

*Emet-Selch and Azem looking at a locked gate into a park* Emet-Selch: Aw. :( Azem: You know what they say. Emet-Selch: Please don’t- Azem: BE GAY DO CRIME! *hops gate* Emet-Selch: Fuck-

Hythlodaeus: I'll offer you some friendly advice- Emet-Selch: I don't want your advice. Hythlodaeus: Well, then consider it unfriendly advice.

Azem: *pulls back the curtain while Emet-Selch is showering* Azem: Hey did we - stop screaming it’s me - did we run out of Cheerios?

Hythlodaeus: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons! Azem: Bet you I can! Emet-Selch: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*

Emet-Selch: *dangles hand off bed* Azem, under the bed: *grabs hand* Emet-Selch: This is nice :) Emet-Selch: Wait, why the fuck are you under my bed-